gotta love the radical christians

half_baked87 · 01-29-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jibber

eating count chocula and being interested in sex are signs of clinical depression?

maybe being interested in sex WITH count chocula is a sign of depression.

jibber · 01-29-2006, 04:48 PM

haha, maybe. Although I doubt interest in sex is a real goth steryotype. Judging from the "goths" I've met, I doubt they get much action, besides relations with palmela handerson.

half_baked87 · 01-29-2006, 04:50 PM

interest in sex is a human stereotype, there isn't anyone whos not interested in sex. and yeah, goth kids can't get too much of anything, specially the ones who hang out at the mall all day and don't buy anything to be anti-establishment.

tdoc210 · 03-09-2006, 04:51 PM

another reason why christianity sucks ****

A_Perfect_Sonnet · 03-09-2006, 09:38 PM

So whoever bumped this realized the original intention of the list was for satirical purposes, right? Everyone else in the thread, same deal? I mean, you can't all be THAT dumb, can you?

Spike*Spiegel · 03-11-2006, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jibber
-Frequently wears black clothing.
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-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup[/B], lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn
Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the
Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) -Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the
Bible,
prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult,
witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed. -Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
(This
is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God
and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local
mental
health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night. -Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to
vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone. -Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may
speak
to evil sprits through meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an
adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are
but a few examples of this. -Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home. -Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires
believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and
should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask
your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the
computer. -Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex. -Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various
phrases: 'I'm so gothic, I'm dead', 'woe is me', 'I'm a goth'.
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene
immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within
it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your
local
mental health center.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fucking fuckwads. so when did normal teenage behavior become satanic. youre going to hell if you masturbate. well, guess ill see you down there, urban

Spike*Spiegel · 03-11-2006, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by A_Perfect_Sonnet

So whoever bumped this realized the original intention of the list was for satirical purposes, right? Everyone else in the thread, same deal? I mean, you can't all be THAT dumb, can you?

hey shithead, i hate to tell you this but, many people take this to heart as guidelines for raising their children.

ladyluckrules · 03-11-2006, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Jibber

Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology,
Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

: D

Adora · 03-13-2006, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jibber

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other
Satanic
worshipping symbols.

Little do they know, the pentagrams points represent the five wounds of Christ. It was originally a holy symbol.

01-29-2006, 04:48 PM	#52 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	haha, maybe. Although I doubt interest in sex is a real goth steryotype. Judging from the "goths" I've met, I doubt they get much action, besides relations with palmela handerson. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

03-09-2006, 04:51 PM	#54 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	another reason why christianity sucks **** __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

01-29-2006, 04:50 PM	#53 (permalink)
half_baked87 sammichestime Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 380	interest in sex is a human stereotype, there isn't anyone whos not interested in sex. and yeah, goth kids can't get too much of anything, specially the ones who hang out at the mall all day and don't buy anything to be anti-establishment.

03-09-2006, 09:38 PM	#55 (permalink)
A_Perfect_Sonnet Dinosaurus Rex!!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 896	So whoever bumped this realized the original intention of the list was for satirical purposes, right? Everyone else in the thread, same deal? I mean, you can't all be THAT dumb, can you?