I've just won $200,000 (ticket, electronic, country, house, Europe)

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Of course it's a total scam but I feel like stringing them along for a bit & post my results here.

Who's up for it?

[TheDonald]

Go for it. On a similar note, I can apparently increase my penis size by 200% in 2 weeks, gotta love spam mail.

[pheurton]

I can play any role you need

[jackhammer]

Originally Posted by TheDonald

Go for it. On a similar note, I can apparently increase my penis size by 200% in 2 weeks, gotta love spam mail.

I can do that in seconds if they are hot enough.

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Whats 200% of zero anyway?

[jackhammer]

I don't know-send me your pics.

[djchameleon]

the king of nabia...needs my help....all I have to do is send him my bank account information

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Here is the mail I received if anyone wants to join in...

USTRALIAN LOTTERY HEADQUATERS.
6123 Cool Street Rd.
Somewherevulle
Ax34587,
Australia...

AUSTRALIA LOTTO LOTTERY INC.
Date: 01/02/2008
Ref: 4758961725
Batch: ALLINC 70564943902/188
Winning no:FGNGB2701/LPRC

CONGRATULATIONS ..............

Dear Winner,

We are delighted to inform you of your prize release on the 25th of
January - 2008 from the Australia International Lottery programme,
Which is fully based on an electronic selection of winners using their
e-mail addresses Your e-mail address was attached to ticket number;
47061725 07056490902 serial number 7741137002 This batch draws the
lucky numbers as follows 5-13-33-37-42 bonus number 17,which
consequently won the lottery in the second category.

You hereby have been approved a lump sum pay of $200,000.00(TWO
HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS)in cash.with credit file ref: ILP/HW
47509/02 from the total cash prize of $1 million shared amongst ten
lucky winners in this category.

All participant were selected through a computer balloting system
drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,
Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East and Oceania and
Africa as part of our international promotions program which is
conducted annually.

This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by conglomorate of some
multinational companies as part of their social responsibility to the
citizens in the communitties where they have operational base.

Further more your details(e-mail address) falls within our African
representative office, as indicated in your played coupon
and your prize of US$200,000.00(TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!) will
be released to you from our regional payment centre in Nigeria. We
hope with part of your prize, you will help the less previledge
around you to show them love.

HOW TO FILE YOUR CLAIM: Simply contact our Fiducially Claims Agent
in our African regional payment center, with the below informations;

CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT HERE
MR. FERDINAND MEYERS
Official Email: au.claimscenter7@yahoo.co.uk
Phone Number: +234-8348-4879
Position:Lottery Verification/Claims Department,

Provide them with the information below:

1.Name: 2.Address: 3.Marital Status: 4.Occupation: 5.Age: 6.Sex:
7.Country Of Residence: 8.Telephone Number:
9.Draw Number above:

For security reasons, we advice all winners to keep this information
confidential until your claim is processed and your prize released
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this of this
programme by non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Note, all winnings MUST be claimed on or before the 31st of FEBRUARY
-2008, otherwise all funds will be returned as Unclaimed and
eventually donate to charity .

Congratulations, once more from the entire Management and Staff of
AUSTRALIAN LOTTERY INC. to all our lucky winners this year.
Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program.

Yours Sincerely,

Tracy Hunter
(co-ordinator).

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL.CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS AGENT:
au.claimscenter7@yahoo.co.uk
Congratulations once again on your winning!!

THANKS:

MANAGEMENT,
NATIONAL-LOTTERY INC.

31st February?

[Urban Hat€monger ?]

Here's my first reply....

Goodness me have I really won $200,000 ?
Wow i'm totally speechless and excited this has never happened to me before.

I guess I better give you my details

1. Name: Jeremy Clarkson
2. Address: 3 Ivy Mews Crescent , Kabul , KA 36152 , Afganistan
3. Marital Status: Widower (I didn't do it)
4. Occupation: Retired Chicken Stuffer
5. Age: 56
6. Sex: Yes please ... sorry I mean Male
7. Country of Residence: Afganistan
8. Telephone Number : N/A
9. Draw Number: FGNGB2701/LPRC

I hope that is everything you need & look forward to hearing from you soon. I could really use the money. Things have been tight because I had to give up work to look after my elderly mother and to be honest she's beginning to make the whole house smell of cabbage and i've been looking for any excuse to bung the stupid old fossil in a home for a while now. With this money I can do that and go on a month long bender full of coke & whores.

Many Regards
Jeremy.

[jackhammer]

You forgot to add Absinthe to your month long bender!