Mykonos

There's substitutes! Check out Quorn if you need something like meat in your diet. They're probably horrible compared to real meat, but they're (usually) good sources of protein and healthier than the real thing. I intend to get rid of them when I leave home and eat more beans and pulses for protein, but right now they're the only food of that kind my sisters will eat, so I have to put up with them. Not saying they're not nice or anything, I'm just not a big fan of substitutes.