Random Bollocks. (reggae, rock, genre, Radiohead, Coldplay)

jackhammer · 12-12-2008, 06:09 PM

Nick Drake fans need to get out more and listen to John Martyn instead. Oh sorry. My bad. He is still alive and has'nt earnt his stripes yet.

I am definitely an arse man. Don't get me wrong a quality cleavage will get you far but I'm an arse man through and through.

British politics just may be the most boring thing on earth. Apart from Coldplay E.P's of course.

Many of you cannot spell for toffee but it add's to the charm apparently.

Radiohead frequently bore me. Saxon do not. Go figure.

Reggae music leaves dribbly marks around my lower anatomy. Just like a snail does really. Although i don't partake of Molluscourse myself.

**Janszoon** · 12-12-2008, 06:17 PM

I suspect there's some drunk posting going on in this thread.

Here's a random funny thing that happened to me today: I was out doing some Christmas shopping and went to Victoria's Secret to buy my wife a pair of pink, flowery pajama bottoms that she wanted. As the cashier was ringing me up she actually asked me "Is this a gift?"

I thought of responding like a wiseass but I restrained myself.

jackhammer · 12-12-2008, 06:19 PM

No. Strangely enough I'm not drunk. Just completely bored.

right-track · 12-12-2008, 06:23 PM

Religious people should be beaten mercilessly with large sticks until they see sense, or die in the process.

Americans generally have the sense of humour and the spelling skills of a 5 year old.

Anyone who claims to love music should be forced to listen to 60's uptempo R&B until they get it!

The musicians responsible for the above genre are probably the best musicians that ever lived and more or less everything since is of an inferior quality.

I'm a tit man and anyone purporting to be an arse man harbours homosexual inclinations.

Coldplay are indeed boring and their music depresses me for all the wrong reasons.

On reggae...a genre of music that is capable of making my whole body and my living room windows vibrate can't be a bad thing.

jackhammer · 12-12-2008, 06:29 PM

Any man who denies looking at women's arses is a traitor to the sacred code of sexism and is denying himself his god given right to look like a complete idiot when a superlative bounce crosses his eyeline.

right-track · 12-12-2008, 06:32 PM

I am incapable of holding a sensible conversation with topless women whilst sunbathing on the beach abroad.

I changed the Radiohead thread title to Radiodead when it was closed and nobody seemed to notice...says it all really.

Sexism is alive and well and any woman that challenges this view can do their own washing up!

**Janszoon** · 12-12-2008, 06:40 PM

Anyone who thinks you can't enjoy both tits and asses clearly has trouble multi-tasking.

!!! is one of the hardest band names to do a google search for.

Shopping malls exist in a dimension of their own alongside other shopping malls and not in the geographical location in which you think they exist.

Alfred · 12-12-2008, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Religious people should be beaten mercilessly with large sticks until they see sense, or die in the process.

What's so great about Meddle? Dark Side Of The Moon and Wish You Were Here baby.

jackhammer · 12-12-2008, 06:42 PM

I noticed the Radiohead thread but left it because I'm rad as fuk.

I think the Four tops are maybe the best boy band ever.

British mod's are unbelievably smug..and why not?

Irony was developed in the caves of Tintagel, Cornwall to reassure Englishmen of their right to refer back and excuse their banal humour.

FaSho · 12-12-2008, 06:47 PM

Semi Precious Weapons are amazing

dac noticed the radiohead thread

Explosions in The sky are my favorite post-rock band no matter how much mogwai you make me listen to

the Boondocks comic strip is better then the tv show

Frosty The Snowman is by far the worst Christmas special

12-12-2008, 06:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Random Bollocks. Nick Drake fans need to get out more and listen to John Martyn instead. Oh sorry. My bad. He is still alive and has'nt earnt his stripes yet. I am definitely an arse man. Don't get me wrong a quality cleavage will get you far but I'm an arse man through and through. British politics just may be the most boring thing on earth. Apart from Coldplay E.P's of course. Many of you cannot spell for toffee but it add's to the charm apparently. Radiohead frequently bore me. Saxon do not. Go figure. Reggae music leaves dribbly marks around my lower anatomy. Just like a snail does really. Although i don't partake of Molluscourse myself. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-12-2008, 06:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	I suspect there's some drunk posting going on in this thread. Here's a random funny thing that happened to me today: I was out doing some Christmas shopping and went to Victoria's Secret to buy my wife a pair of pink, flowery pajama bottoms that she wanted. As the cashier was ringing me up she actually asked me "Is this a gift?" I thought of responding like a wiseass but I restrained myself. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-12-2008, 06:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	No. Strangely enough I'm not drunk. Just completely bored. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-12-2008, 06:29 PM	#5 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Any man who denies looking at women's arses is a traitor to the sacred code of sexism and is denying himself his god given right to look like a complete idiot when a superlative bounce crosses his eyeline. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-12-2008, 06:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	Anyone who thinks you can't enjoy both tits and asses clearly has trouble multi-tasking. !!! is one of the hardest band names to do a google search for. Shopping malls exist in a dimension of their own alongside other shopping malls and not in the geographical location in which you think they exist. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

12-12-2008, 06:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	Religious people should be beaten mercilessly with large sticks until they see sense, or die in the process. Americans generally have the sense of humour and the spelling skills of a 5 year old. Anyone who claims to love music should be forced to listen to 60's uptempo R&B until they get it! The musicians responsible for the above genre are probably the best musicians that ever lived and more or less everything since is of an inferior quality. I'm a tit man and anyone purporting to be an arse man harbours homosexual inclinations. Coldplay are indeed boring and their music depresses me for all the wrong reasons. On reggae...a genre of music that is capable of making my whole body and my living room windows vibrate can't be a bad thing.

12-12-2008, 06:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I am incapable of holding a sensible conversation with topless women whilst sunbathing on the beach abroad. I changed the Radiohead thread title to Radiodead when it was closed and nobody seemed to notice...says it all really. Sexism is alive and well and any woman that challenges this view can do their own washing up!

12-12-2008, 06:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	I noticed the Radiohead thread but left it because I'm rad as fuk. I think the Four tops are maybe the best boy band ever. British mod's are unbelievably smug..and why not? Irony was developed in the caves of Tintagel, Cornwall to reassure Englishmen of their right to refer back and excuse their banal humour. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”