How does one become a mod??
 

Do they have tryouts or something??? :wave:

you're obnoxious

why??

:finger:

by not posting threads like this?

posting more stuff in real threads

and it helps if you're not here for self-promotion

Whats the big deal with you ppl?? I ask for input and you give me none? Does it offend you if i ask my fellow music listeners for an opinion ??? Also i ask how to do something and all i get are smart @#$ comments continued by worrying about how much better your point is than that of the persons above you... Is this what the music community has come to?? A bunch over over analytical yahoos ? Come on rather than trying to be better than everyone why dont you try to help...

it also helps if you have a sense of humor

i was being funny???

To become a mod takes discipline, street smarts, and the entire discography of Tom Waits, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, and probably The Descendents just to be safe.

They're several tests you have to undertake as well such as....

1. Balancing a brick on your head while singing a Topographic Oceans song backwards.

2. Wrestling a orangutan while dressed in a corselette.

3. Leaping over a man in a bear suit in a single bound.

4. Repainting Night Hawks in crayon on Gene Siskel's Coffin.

5. Punting a opossum into FaSHo's bedroom.

6. Doing the same thing to FaSHo a week later except the opossum in covered in pudding.

7. Shaving Anteater while he sleeps, then putting a grouper in his boxers.

8.Throwing a rotting haggis at Bono during a U2 concert.

9. Shooting the buffalo on Captain Caveman's avatar.

10. Tatooing a picture of Les Claypool on Urban's face.

That's what it takes to be a great mod my son. *heroic pose* :usehead:

You really just have to blow one of us and you're in.

I lol'd

Darn backwards?? I dont know. Is there a training course??

See is it that hard to get a simple answer?

The current mods have to pick you so, CA wasn't lying.

Thats all?

Shoot...

Go back to page one, it's much more complicated.

i know but if there is an easy way out??

There you go.

He wants me

You don't want to be a mod. Moderating is work. I don't know if you've even been here long enough to know how to improve the place.

List me the first three things you'd fix.

You will never be worth anything on this forum or outside it.

I wouldn't worry about becoming a mod just yet , just combine all your efforts & metal strength to make one worthwhile post because I've not seen you make a single one yet.

Your sad ... In case you still don't grasp the concept... I have my own thread of appreciation... But thanks and i still love you.

Your habitual nature to constantly post on my worthless post makes you what??

Take a shotgun, stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger. When you wake up your name will be in blue. Make sure it's loaded!

I love those who hate me .. fantastic

What about those who love you? You hate them?

I love everyone... I dont think I can hate.

Please post comments such as these on my appreciation thread

Even this!?
http://www.timanderic.com/images/Chippy.gif

yea jam it in my appreciation thread

Where's my Chippy? There's my Chippy!! Chip, chip, chip...

They're lying, I've been trying this for years! :(

You have to be awesome, annoying or generally both. You have to like one really shit band. You have to be a fanboy of at least one band. I got through as the only bald man as they needed to balance things out. Recently it helps if your British too :D

Only If your English! ¬¬

Urban is from St Peter Port in Guernsey, does he class himself as English? not so sure TBH.

So am i still hated?

I don't hate anyone myself but I cannot speak for others.

Half

My mother is from Cambridge

Why are you bothered? At the end of the day, its an internet forum. There are more important things in life than the opinions of people you've never even met.

Well said.

i have no soul