Could be worse. He could have one front tooth the size of a domino.

maybe once i kick one of his teeth out

Do it and post pics.

roger that

so let me get this straight...

you had a big week planned because you wanted to impress a foreigner, and now your plans are shot to hell because he's got the personality of drywall? and somehow you hate him for it?

this makes me giggle.

Wait...is this ACTUALLY why she's hanging out with Irish guy in a nutshell?

If so, then the idea of her blaming him for anything is just deplorable and basically earmarks her as less than what I determine to be a reasonable human being.


I'm really hoping theres something very very different going on in actuality in fact.

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Now playing on Winamp: Porcupine Tree - Anesthetize
via FoxyTunes

Damn. Sav, you'd been looking forward to his visit for a while.

It just goes to show that um...
Well...
I'm pretty drunk.

Aw come on guys... She was just excited to accommodate her friends boyfriend.
If I'd had that treatment when I moved to Germany, I might have stayed.
But as luck would have it, Germans are fncking retarded.

The fact that everyone seems to know about the many details of your life is a tad scary.

bingo,...which is also why i'm sittin in said friend's man shed,....

true story,....whats goin on in front of me,....


my friend jake has braces,...they are pokeing him in the cheek,....irishman is standing over him with pliars and wire cutters tryin to cut the wire from his braces,.....this all looks like something out of a bad movie,...

did i mention that said tools are rusty