my night will be insta-happy with pink champagne and schnapps on the rocks.

once I find the right music for the occasion, everything's gonna be groooovy.

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Does 4 am count as "tonight"?

Ha, you may be right. I may be crazy. Course I might just be a lunatic.

Newest 6er.

Flying Fish Exit 4

9% alcohol. The flavor is quite strong but it's good. Still developing my taste for these kinds of beers.
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Beer from New Jersey? So is there a subtle aftertaste of burning tires and inferiority to New York?

My cousin who lives in New Jersey was a Juggalo.

I am related to a Juggalo, shoot me.

Pfft. Jersey has got to be one of the best states when u get away from the craziness near NY, unless that's your thing. It has everything fun(ocean, mountains for winter sports, fishing/hunting, casinos, and it borders two major US cities), no natural disasters to worry about, and 4 seasons.. All within ~3 hours no matter where you live.

All we are missing is legal marijuana :( and bars open later than 2am.

I prefer my ocean sans hypothermia.

No, you have the Appalachian mountains. The town bicycle mountain range of the Eastern seaboard. I can get those same mountains in Virginia.

Congratulations, Jethro.

I guess there's some kind of pride to being a second-rate Las Vegas.

So in order to find a city worth going to you have to leave the state? Fail.

Um... yeah...

REALLY?! I thought that whole "four seasons" thing was still only at the R&D stage! Only having three is really starting to suck.

So, one more thing that sucks about New Jersey. Looks I'm changing my vacations plans. Who needs Hawaii anyway?

Sure it's not top of the line in anything I listed but at least the opportunities to do all those things exist, unlike many other states. Obviously it's not a vacation destination.

So troll.. go back to the fiery pits.