The fact that you're trying to associate some battle that happened to take place in your home state with the birth of America shows your desperation to discredit Virginia's rightful historical relevance. God bless Virginia and may Robert E. Lee fuck your sister.

First Virginia is "the birthplace of America" because it once belonged to England, now it's all about its status as a state that wanted to break off from the United States. "We are America" seem like a weird phrase to use for it.

You're scrambling around like a three-legged dog in an ice-skating rink. Just admit defeat and swear fealty to the governor of Richmond. Long live Terry McAuliffe.

Pangea is the birthplace of America you morons.

Virginia is for lovers of weird similes.

Virginia ain't nuthing ta f' wit.

Yes, vaginas are better for that.

All this history back and forth has nothing to do with what ya'll are sipping on.

I'm having a glass of white Sangria later.

Sounds like you're sippin' on the Haterade.

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it tastes like sugar. Just, pure sugar.

But.

It's 12%, 23oz, and 3$. Best of all. It doesn't your hand the living fvck up if you fall on it. I think from now on instead of grabbing a Smirnoff Ice and 200ml of Vodka to mix in with it ima be throwin back some of these. At least when I'm skateboarding and drinking cuz goddamn. Didn't even hurt the next morning but my palm is JACKED. Arnold Schwarzanegar style.