So What Are We Drinking Tonight?

DwnWthVwls · 07-19-2015, 05:01 PM

Bought these 2 the other night:

Thelonious Monkey · 07-19-2015, 07:53 PM

**Frownland** · 07-22-2015, 06:13 AM

I don't always drink fancy beer. Got a handle of Gran Legacy last night. I tried to find a picture from google images, but nobody had the self respect to photograph a bottle on its own since most of them are paired with other vodkas or cheap and ****ty beer counterparts. I guess the Urban Dictionary definition will have to do.

Quote:

This fine vodka is available at all CVS retailers and varies in cost from $9 to $11 for a handle. It tastes like a dead meth addict and gets you more ****ed up than normal vodka.

Best consumed in a mixed drink or straight up in the dark by yourself from a red cup.

As a side note, the omission of the "d" in "gran" is a matter of speculation. However, most experts agree that the extra letter would have cost more to print, so they left it out.
"hey, we need some drank but we only have $10, what should we do?"
"how drunk do you want to get?"
"very"
*everyone looks at eachother*
"fire up the GRAN LEGACY!"

Plankton · 07-22-2015, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frownland

I tried to find a picture from google images, but nobody had the self respect to photograph a bottle on its own since most of them are paired with other vodkas or cheap and ****ty beer counterparts.

I will use my powers of image editing to right this heinous injustice.

Spoiler for BEHOLD!:

~~E5I5O~~ · 07-22-2015, 10:37 PM

New Castle

**Frownland** · 07-23-2015, 12:26 AM

The a/c is out at my house and the weather has been like Florida without the Florida lately, so I've been drinking that refreshing grapefruit sculpin.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Plankton

I will use my powers of image editing to right this heinous injustice.

Spoiler for BEHOLD!:

Thank you good sir.

~~E5I5O~~ · 07-23-2015, 12:58 AM

One of the greatest stouts ever recorded in human history

**Frownland** · 07-23-2015, 01:00 AM

What company makes that? I can't quite make out the label apart from Oatmeal Stout.

~~E5I5O~~ · 07-23-2015, 01:49 AM

Samuel Smith's, not to be confused with Samuel Adams... that beer has never tasted good to me.....

**Frownland** · 07-23-2015, 12:41 PM

Drinking game: take a shot/swig whenever JWB uses a strawman argument.

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,548	Drinking game: take a shot/swig whenever JWB uses a strawman argument. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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07-22-2015, 10:37 PM	#3415 (permalink)
~~E5I5O~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 206	New Castle

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~~E5I5O~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 206	One of the greatest stouts ever recorded in human history

07-23-2015, 01:49 AM	#3419 (permalink)
~~E5I5O~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Jul 2015 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 206	Samuel Smith's, not to be confused with Samuel Adams... that beer has never tasted good to me.....