Frownland

The Mexican restaurant by my work makes an excellent machaca so I usually grab the machaca burrito when I stop by there every month or so. Wasn't in the mood for that today, so I went with their generic breakfast burrito. It had ham, eggs, cheese, sour cream, and refried ****ing beans. Why do white people have to turn every good thing into a goddamned abomination? The only logical reason to put goddamn mother****ing refried beans in a breakfast burrito would be for filler because it's not a complementary flavour to what's going on in the burrito and doesn't do much for the burrito in the way of texture. You know the mother****ers added that to the menu because enough honkie mother****ers requested it because honestly that ingredient can only come from a place of stunning ignorance of folk who think that 100% of Mexican food is beans and meat on a tortilla with rice if you're lucky. If I ever open a restaurant, I'm putting up a sign that says "no requests you gentrifying entitled ****s."

I guess I can get it without the beans next time. I feel like I may have posted on this in the past.

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