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Bane of your existence 03-27-2009 07:58 PM

Get ready to cringe every time you see a shamwow commercial
 
ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

http://taconacho.fileave.com/0327092sham1awm.jpg




Quote:

Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Yet again cops are ****s.
Couldn't you atleast hook a brother up with a wet wipe or something? You don't let a famous person take a mug shot while there's still dried blood on his chin.



http://taconacho.fileave.com/0327092sham2.jpg

Janszoon 03-28-2009 01:16 AM

Hilarious. I was just talking about this guy today. :rofl:

Antonio 03-28-2009 01:20 AM

yeah i read this on another forum.

i don't know if i'd cringe though

Bane of your existence 03-28-2009 01:33 AM

Is he wearing a fur coat over a hospital gown?

333 03-29-2009 03:48 PM

That my friends is what I call justice.

Barnard17 03-29-2009 06:09 PM

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust - March 27, 2009

I would. But not worth $1000

Surell 03-29-2009 10:14 PM

Someone toss dude a ShamWow. It would absorb all that blood.

Bane of your existence 03-29-2009 10:30 PM

Check it out.
In the first pic home girl's gown is backwards and inside out, she looks all classy.
Second pic, her clothes are on different, hair's a mess, and she's got a shit eating grin on her face.
What could have happened in that time?
Bet she's walking out of there with a grand that she didn't have coming in there.

Surell 03-29-2009 10:38 PM

I agree, I noticed that she looked a little better (ie, fuckable) in the first pic, and now that you've made me take notice, her shirt is changed.

SATCHMO 03-30-2009 01:38 AM

Sham how now?


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