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Old 07-13-2014, 09:31 PM   #10341 (permalink)
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If I don't force myself I don't do anything and then I get lonely and frustrated. I'm gonna wait until I'm in a better space I think. If I go out tonight I'll probably end up just getting hammered instead.
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Old 07-13-2014, 10:42 PM   #10342 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2014, 06:48 AM   #10343 (permalink)
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My boyfriend and I get blood flowing everywhere when we have sex, if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:05 AM   #10344 (permalink)
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My boyfriend and I get blood flowing everywhere when we have sex, if you know what I mean.
You know what? No. I don't know what you mean. You're weird. And kinda scary. That could mean any number of worrying things, and I don't even really want to guess. So... clarification? For my sanity?
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Old 07-14-2014, 11:34 AM   #10345 (permalink)
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You know what? No. I don't know what you mean. You're weird. And kinda scary. That could mean any number of worrying things, and I don't even really want to guess. So... clarification? For my fappage?

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Old 07-14-2014, 03:41 PM   #10346 (permalink)
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Period sex and knife play. Its mainly me getting stabbed though, if you know what I mean.
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Old 07-14-2014, 04:00 PM   #10347 (permalink)
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Old 07-17-2014, 06:45 AM   #10348 (permalink)
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Does anyone go through like dry spells with their partner? I'm quite similar to whateverdude in the sense I'm quite sexually inconfident but I'm also quite insecure about the way I perceive myself etc... Could this be partially to do with it?
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Old 07-22-2014, 01:21 AM   #10349 (permalink)
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For some reason this is the grossest thing I've read in a while, and I'm including the Russian Sleep Experiment.
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