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Franco Pepe Kalle 07-26-2012 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1212147)
Woah.
Are you or are you not a curvy woman?

FETCHER. 07-26-2012 09:31 AM
Curvy pretty much covers all bases. Except anorexic and severely obese.

Franco Pepe Kalle 07-26-2012 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by FETCHING. (Post 1212154)
Curvy pretty much covers all bases. Except anorexic and severely obese.
This picture says how hot the curvy women can be.
http://highwaistedjeanshorts.net/wp-...urvy-women.jpg

Howard the Duck 07-26-2012 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1212134)
You must be a good love maker. :afro:
no, it's just their guilt after having great sex

Franco Pepe Kalle 07-26-2012 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1212157)
no, it's just their guilt after having great sex
I see. Why would they feel guilty making great love with you?

Howard the Duck 07-26-2012 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1212162)
I see. Why would they feel guilty making great love with you?
asians are conservative

most chinese girls are told to abstain from sex cos "giving birth is suffering"

The Batlord 07-26-2012 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1212127)
Burning Down must be a curvy white woman, I guess.
Burning Down, guard your booty! :yikes:

FRED HALE SR. 07-26-2012 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1212165)
asians are conservative

most chinese girls are told to abstain from sex cos "giving birth is suffering"
Giving birth is suffering. Squeezing a watermelon out a hole the size of a grape doesn't sound very appealing.

Rjinn 07-26-2012 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1212128)
why is it that everytime I have sex with a woman, her period comes a few days late, she thinks she's pregnant?

do they think I have super-sperm?
Do they actually tell you this?

...

Keep your guard up, and make sure you get a prenup.

Franco Pepe Kalle 07-26-2012 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1212165)
asians are conservative

most chinese girls are told to abstain from sex cos "giving birth is suffering"
That is believable. I would expect Chinesse to be conversatives. I think Japanese are mostly liberal because I know some porn stuff are made from Japan.


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