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Old 01-24-2015, 08:10 PM   #10571 (permalink)
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But what if you were trying to get laid at a mob wife convention in the 1930s?
Your time machine would do all the work.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:12 PM   #10572 (permalink)
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Your time machine would do all the work.
Are you saying that hat isn't a time machine? Then what's the point?
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:15 PM   #10573 (permalink)
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Are you saying that hat isn't a time machine? Then what's the point?
That's what we're trying to relate to Pet_Sounds but he just isn't having it.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:18 PM   #10574 (permalink)
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But what if the hat is a time machine. If any hat is a time machine, then it's that hat.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:30 PM   #10575 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, did the Catholic Church stutter?
the catholic church needs to be more accepting, man.

I'd like to see a dude nun.

...and then perhaps I'd like to defile a dude nun...
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:38 PM   #10576 (permalink)
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the catholic church needs to be more accepting, man.

I'd like to see a dude nun.

...and then perhaps I'd like to defile a dude nun...
That's called a monk, dumbass. The whole reason they're kept separate is cause women can't control their ability to make men horny.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:41 PM   #10577 (permalink)
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That's called a monk, dumbass. The whole reason they're kept separate is cause women can't control their ability to make men horny.
oh please.

pleeeeeease sir.

monks are clearly kept from nuns because of man's inability to sexualize the female form.

though I would not be objected

if an attractive beauty of wonder should find me quite delectable
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:43 PM   #10578 (permalink)
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oh please.

pleeeeeease sir.

monks are clearly kept from nuns because of man's inability to sexualize the female form.

though I would not be objected

if an attractive beauty of wonder should find me quite delectable
I feel like there was a poetry fail somewhere in this post.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:46 PM   #10579 (permalink)
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I feel like there was a poetry fail somewhere in this post.
well then allow me to get to the point without pretty words.

I just want to fuck Marc Bolan.

Sexual orientation: Bolan.
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Old 01-24-2015, 08:49 PM   #10580 (permalink)
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well then allow me to get to the point without pretty words.

I just want to fuck Marc Bolan.

Sexual orientation: Bolan.
No you don't. You've said you don't. His fingers repulse you.
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