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Old 06-05-2015, 05:15 PM   #10741 (permalink)
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Make sure to wrap your rifle before engaging in muddy combat.
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Old 06-05-2015, 06:00 PM   #10742 (permalink)
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wrap your dome or don't bring her home
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Old 06-05-2015, 06:01 PM   #10743 (permalink)
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Before you offend her, gift wrap your member.
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Old 06-05-2015, 06:02 PM   #10744 (permalink)
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More like throw a tarp over your cage jousting arena before you go home with some girl.
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Old 06-05-2015, 06:05 PM   #10745 (permalink)
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Rosin the bow before you play.
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Old 06-05-2015, 09:56 PM   #10746 (permalink)
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Like wear a turban?
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Old 06-06-2015, 03:41 AM   #10747 (permalink)
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hey whatever stops the leak to get the beak
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Old 06-08-2015, 09:19 PM   #10748 (permalink)
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Wrap or you'll get clap.
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Old 06-08-2015, 09:26 PM   #10749 (permalink)
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Have none of you ever read the bible? It clearly says: have sex and then you'll die and go to hell.
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Old 06-09-2015, 12:26 AM   #10750 (permalink)
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are you sure it didnt say die and then you'll go to hell and have sex
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