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Old 06-26-2015, 09:27 AM   #10811 (permalink)
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Driving to see the girlfriend today. It's been like two weeks...she has some...fun things planned heh

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Old 06-26-2015, 09:37 AM   #10812 (permalink)
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 06-26-2015, 10:19 AM   #10813 (permalink)
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MB gangbang!
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-26-2015, 10:31 AM   #10814 (permalink)
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Old 06-26-2015, 11:13 AM   #10815 (permalink)
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Hell no!
Your mind is telling you no

But your body is telling you yessss
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Old 06-26-2015, 01:01 PM   #10816 (permalink)
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Anyone got any Limousine stories?

A long, long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, far away.....

Us 3 couples rent a limo to go to an event in Boston. Everyone gets nicely wasted and when it's over we have enough time left on the limo that we have the driver head home by hugging the coast and stopping at some beaches. One thing leads to another and next thing you know all 3 couples are shagging like crazy in the back of the limo while doing about 70 on the highway.

There were wet, sandy footprints on the ceiling of the vehicle when all was said and done.
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Old 06-26-2015, 01:57 PM   #10817 (permalink)
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There were wet, sandy footprints on the ceiling of the vehicle when all was said and done.
I'm sure the people who had to clean the limo afterward were far more concerned with the wet seats. You people should be ashamed of yourselves.

Pics or it didn't happen BTW.
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Old 06-26-2015, 04:44 PM   #10818 (permalink)
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That's a pretty hot story Chula

In other news, sex with your woman when you haven't seen her for several weeks is really somethin
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Old 06-26-2015, 05:09 PM   #10819 (permalink)
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But your body is telling you yessss
Maybe if I was desperate and horny enough, but I'm not, soooo yeah. Lol
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Old 07-27-2015, 08:29 PM   #10820 (permalink)
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I still haven't had sex in years. Not looked at porn for 8 months either. But I do wank. True story.
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