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Old 07-05-2009, 03:33 AM   #1081 (permalink)
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On the mention of anal, who here has wrongholed, or been wrongholed?

I've done it twice. All I can say is: ouch!

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By which I don't mean the urban dictionary definition but the act in which you're busy sexing the vagina, often while drunk, slip out and think you can keep on going just slip it straight back in on the return swing, miss completely and get the ...
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:36 AM   #1082 (permalink)
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^ Feck that ****e hurts. I've actually cried a couple of times when it's happened, it's that painful.
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:03 PM   #1083 (permalink)
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I heard a story about a girl who was having anal sex and then she just started having diarrea(sp?) in the middle of it. They ended up having to take her to the hospital because she couldn't stop. -_-
what happened to guys penis. is it all screwed up now.
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:34 PM   #1084 (permalink)
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On the mention of anal, who here has wrongholed, or been wrongholed?

I've done it twice. All I can say is: ouch!

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By which I don't mean the urban dictionary definition but the act in which you're busy sexing the vagina, often while drunk, slip out and think you can keep on going just slip it straight back in on the return swing, miss completely and get the ...
You talking about actual penetration?
Honestly, that never happened to me and I don't see how it could...
I mean, unless I'm slamming it ridiculously hard and her ass just happens to be loose enough for accidental penetration, then the most that's going to happen is you bend your **** like hitting a brick wall. And THAT hurts.
I guess that may have been what you're talking about anyway, though.
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Old 07-05-2009, 03:50 PM   #1085 (permalink)
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Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.
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Old 07-05-2009, 07:16 PM   #1086 (permalink)
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I have been told that, and in girls defense, not all of us have huge mouths so it can be difficult to not accidently...scrap.
That's why you are supposed to pretend like you have no teeth and are gumming it but accidents are excuseable to a degree but not if the same "accident" happens more than once.

As far as the anal issue. I haven't tried it yet but I'd love to. I'd also like to find a girl freaky enough to toss my salad. I've done it to a girl before but she didn't want me going all the way.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:01 AM   #1087 (permalink)
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Yeah I've accidentally bumped it pretty hard, but actually penetrating that biz takes some conscious effort.
Agreed.
Dicks don't just accidentally slide perfectly into asses due to a wide thrust. There's a physical negotiation that has to happen. I haven't done anal, but from the copious amounts of first hand experiences I've heard, one would assume as much.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:05 AM   #1088 (permalink)
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Girls, when A guy draws out the word "oops" for over, say 15 seconds, that's when you know it weren't no accident.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:07 AM   #1089 (permalink)
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Haha...
What a mental image, with excellent audio quality.
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Old 07-06-2009, 01:08 AM   #1090 (permalink)
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Girls, when A guy draws out the word "oops" for over, say 15 seconds, that's when you know it weren't no accident.
You could easily be talking about anal or quick release. Oh the irony.
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