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Old 09-30-2018, 03:19 PM   #11131 (permalink)
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My sexual experience:






This has been a list of my sexual experience. Thank you for reading.
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Old 09-30-2018, 04:30 PM   #11132 (permalink)
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I tried to make a list once, stopped after realizing I would never get it right. Apologies to all the men that failed to be memorable in any way.
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Old 09-30-2018, 05:14 PM   #11133 (permalink)
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Whenever I hear Italo Disco, my pants are already off
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Old 09-30-2018, 05:40 PM   #11134 (permalink)
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Whenever I hear Italo Disco, my pants are already off
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Old 10-01-2018, 12:41 AM   #11135 (permalink)
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Ori, love the Avi. That was 1982. Thirty five years later and as beautiful as ever in Mother!
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He is talking about getting the spare tire on his car. In an interview he says its about a time his car broke down and had a flat.

Its not sex you degenerate.
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Old 10-01-2018, 11:47 AM   #11138 (permalink)
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I have and do but it can be pretty distracting. Though not as distracting as the time I smashed while American Dad was playing in the background.... do not recommend.
One time I had sex during Iron Man 2. I remembered it being pretty good and then like four years later I watched it again and it was a piece of garbage and it hit me that I remembered it being good because I was literally having an orgasm while it was on.
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Old 10-01-2018, 12:43 PM   #11139 (permalink)
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One time I had sex during Iron Man 2. I remembered it being pretty good and then like four years later I watched it again and it was a piece of garbage and it hit me that I remembered it being good because I was literally having an orgasm while it was on.
So Iron Man 2 didn't hold up in the stark light of day?
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So Iron Man 2 didn't hold up in the stark light of day?
It could really use a peppering of more interesting moments. As it is, you'd have to be smoking the potts to get much out of it. Sorry to be such a downey.
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