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Old 01-01-2021, 02:19 PM   #11211 (permalink)
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The Batlord, who has made many people ***, is here to provide his input on making people ***
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On this one your voice is kind of weird but really intense and awesome
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Old 01-01-2021, 03:15 PM   #11212 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 01-01-2021, 06:06 PM   #11213 (permalink)
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The ultimate achievement is when it’s simultaneous
We did that too

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So you never made your first girlfriend com huh?
This is the same person I just don't put out
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Old 01-01-2021, 06:27 PM   #11214 (permalink)
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You gonna brag to your ex about it?
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 01-01-2021, 06:50 PM   #11215 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2021, 12:45 PM   #11216 (permalink)
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Female ejaculation is NOT a myth

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Old 01-29-2021, 12:51 PM   #11217 (permalink)
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Maybe female ejaculation is the true lesbian rite of passage
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I want to open a school for MB's lost boys and teach them basic coping skills and build up their self esteem and strengthen their emotional intelligence and teach them about vegetables and institutionalized racism and sexism and then they'll all build a bronze statue of me in my honor and my bronzed titties will forever be groped by the grubby paws of you ****ing whiny pathetic white boys.
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Old 01-29-2021, 12:53 PM   #11218 (permalink)
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Old 01-29-2021, 02:28 PM   #11220 (permalink)
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But the porn still sucks.
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