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WolfAtTheDoor 08-12-2009 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 718502)

Is that Superhans standing to the left of the vagrant...

Piss Me Off 08-12-2009 10:18 AM

He's wasted off the dirt under his fingernails.

Dim Mak 08-12-2009 01:00 PM

Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.

lucifer_sam 08-12-2009 01:04 PM

yeah, sure we do, enjoy HIV.

crash_override 08-12-2009 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dim Mak (Post 718747)
Like I was saying in "How Your Day Was" I just got to the Phillipines last night where I proceded to get completly hammered on Red Horse beer and have permiscuious sex with a Phillipina hooker. Turns out she was kinda freaky. We got to the room while tagging from behind I noticed she was watching us in the mirror that covered the whole wall. I inquired about this mid-coitious to which she replied I want to watch us @#$% standing up. Well after that and the typical asian hooker dirty talk, that did it for me. One of my best experiences to date. I think the reason Im sharing this with everyone is to see if anybody belives me.

All you're asking us to believe is that you have/had:

a. A penis

b. $10 in the Phillipines.

It's not that far fetched. Can't say I don't have a story very similar myself.

Shrar 08-12-2009 04:43 PM

i dont have a penis or $10 and i'm not in the phillipines. awww no good sex for me

savannah 08-12-2009 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 718428)
Okay guys, sausage fest is over. Good game, good game.

well just look at you,...you make mod and you think you run some ****

SATCHMO 08-12-2009 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 718896)
well just look at you,...you make mod and you think you run some ****

This was a pre-god, uh, i mean mod comment I'll have you know!

savannah 08-12-2009 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 718898)
This was a pre-god, uh, i mean mod comment I'll have you know!

if i ever saw a potential for abuse of power, this is it

crash_override 08-12-2009 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by savannah (Post 718899)
if i ever saw a potential for abuse of power, this is it

Sav, you're back. Good to see ya around.


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