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Sansa Stark 03-13-2010 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MAStudent (Post 836462)
so i've been squeezing my legs together for half hour now


all i feel is nauseas, and I don't think I can have kids now, either

Work your kegels girl, work em. It's more in the thighs

(I thought you were a guy)

right-track 03-13-2010 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MAStudent (Post 836462)
so i've been squeezing my legs together for half hour now


all i feel is nauseas, and I don't think I can have kids now, either

?

VEGANGELICA 03-13-2010 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SATCHMO (Post 836454)
I thought fanny was your bum.

I agree, SATCHMO: here in the U.S., "fanny" would just be used to refer to someone's bottom (the part you sit on), in my experience. I think people who want to be crude while talking about desiring sex with someone would say, "I want to get some tail." And tail would only refer to a woman's private parts.

Right-Track, do people say "tail" for "fanny" in England? Or would saying "tail" just sound like you're discussing a vicious, dog-like, fanged vagina with a treacherous disposition?

Sansa Stark 03-13-2010 04:02 AM

Hands free orgasming

VEGANGELICA 03-13-2010 04:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 836468)
Hands free orgasming

Not at the moment, Paloma!

:D

Sansa Stark 03-13-2010 04:05 AM

ahahaha, I didn't realise we posted at the same time, so that totally came out of contest

pun!

right-track 03-13-2010 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 836467)
I agree, SATCHMO: here in the U.S., "fanny" would just be used to refer to someone's bottom (the part you sit on), in my experience. I think people who want to be crude while talking about desiring sex with someone would say, "I want to get some tail."

Right-Track, do people say "tail" for "fanny" in England? Or would saying "tail" just sound like you're discussing a dog-like vicious vagina with a bad disposition?

And you're a vegan?

Tail isn't on the Anglo/Vagina euphemism menu.
However, "wizards sleeve" is. Probably my favourite.

e.g; "VEGANGELICA has a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

SATCHMO 03-13-2010 04:07 AM

Jesus, will somebody ****ing touch themselves already!?!?

VEGANGELICA 03-13-2010 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 836472)
And you're a vegan?

Tail isn't on the Anglo/Vagina euphemism menu.
However, "wizards sleeve" is. Probably my favourite.

e.g; "VEGANGELICA has a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

Wizard's sleeve!:laughing:

About tail: technically, we *do* have one (the coccyx or tailbone). Well, *I* have one tail. You probably look like you have TWO...though perhaps we should call your second one a "wizard's wand?" :D

Here's my tail:

http://www.clarian.org/ADAM/doc/grap...s/en/19464.jpg

right-track 03-13-2010 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA (Post 836475)

Phwoar. :rolleyes:


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