rofl most ppl I know that own mini vans usually have more than 3 ppl in it that are massively obsesse.

I would think it would be very embrassing to get hit by one.
And food - I think we both have come to a mutual agreement.

If I had a dime for every 19 year old girl that felt the need to be in a relationship to feel secure as a person which led to them rushing from one ****ty relationship to the next, bailing one sinking ship to hop onto another with an equally large hole in it ...

I would start to wish these dimes were just being put into some bank account for me because I don't have that much ****ing space for the mountains of dimes. Not that I can spend them here anyway so I'd have to take them down to the bureau de change in wheelbarrows.

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One word: bahahahaha

http://i32.tinypic.com/2qvr0qt.jpg

The primary victim of sex: beds.

That's the screw from the central support of my double bed which was being moved into my new house. The incident happened about new years but I hadn't realised how severe it was ...

Thankfully my dad who dismantled the bed to bring it over is far too well mannered to consider how it became so bent.

One of the wooden slats in my bed is broken, I don't know whether it was caused by sex, or jumping, or dancing. Or maybe a really fat person.

Well, I'm not really fat and I don't dance and jump on bed. Which leaves the only plausible instance of when the girl was on top doing her thing and a very loud crack was heard. I had to stop proceedings and put the strut back into the vaguely vertical to stop the rest of the bed from breaking but hadn't realised the extent until today when it was dismantled for moving :P

That's why I don't have sex on my bed....it's not sturdy at the moment because of the frame. So, I come up with so many other places to do it. My favorite is up against the wall.

I'm too short for that. It gets weird and uncomfortable. Don't get me wrong I endorse trying out new props and places to have sex but beds are just too damn comfy to go without.

Same here. It just never works :(

Hey ... you're short and beautiful, I'm short and narcissistic ... I'm pretty sure fate is telling us something. We could get a steel reinforced bed and live happily forever.