M penis has its ups and downs.

i spent a good 2 minutes trying to decide whether i should laugh at that or not....


i decided to laugh

But alas you only took 1 minute to reply. I smell lies!

ok i exaggerated...

that's some attention to detail right there....

Sex is all about the details. Ask any woman who has ever been pleasured.

My ex asked me to pee in her Vag, an she had her finger in ym arse at the time and we were on my little brothers bed. So I obliged. was a rather odd one for me I guess.

She accidently c.um-farted in front of my mother once too which was quite visible through the pyjama bottoms and very upsetting for her.

There we are I shared.

I was always under the impression that's what you do if you want to dump them but aren't quite sure what to say. Never come across a girl that's actively WANTED that.

She did have some good qualities.

You are awful. :laughing:

But what happens if you've a little bit too much wine? What if you can't stop?