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Originally Posted by Barnard17 (Post 738193)

Now, that's not what I said. I'd been pestering my first girlfriend that she should totally put out for butt sex (I mean, where can it go wrong?) and I guess she got annoyed at that so when she was going down on me she stuck a pocket rocket up the chuff. It was something of a "hey wait! oh ... well whatever" moment. I wasn't massively traumatised, but at the same time the world didn't move for it.

I think that's probably my juiciest of stories. That or eating out a girl in a graveyard.

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 738213)

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

What did she expect? I'd feel bad for calling her a moron so I won't.

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 738213)

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 738298)

What did she expect? I'd feel bad for calling her a moron so I won't.

She is, though. She told people she "trusted." They told people they trusted. And it go around like tat.

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 738801)

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

*shrugs*

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Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 738801)

Surely one stiff was enough that night?

Haha! I'm a sucker for puns.

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Originally Posted by Barnard17 (Post 738193)

:laughing:
she stuck her finger in your POop CHute?

LOL, see how it feels to have a banana up your butt.

I don't let anyone touch THY intestines.:mad:

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Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 738213)

There was a girl in my school who told everyone he had sex in a graveyard, and then got mad when it started getting around to people she didn't know.

THEre aint nothing wrong with Makin sexy time in a weird or unusual place.
I wont do it in a Cemetery tho.Its disrespectful (IMO)
I kinda like suckin off my man at random places.
EX:AT park, at night on top of the slide.
Its kind of exciting..Driving on the interstate thats kinda dangerous tho.
Once he bent me over in a Parking lot after getting out the Club.

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Originally Posted by likuidcoka (Post 739067)

If you took the time to read, you'd understand that I didn't say it was the time or place that was stupid. It was the fact that she told everybody and then got upset when it spread around the school.

This guy who I thought would NEVER. EVER. have sex... did, the world stopped making sense

....end of story

Things change as you get older. xD

It isn't the end of the world, it's just REALLY weird. I know what you mean.

I swear if you saw the dude...you'd slap yourself in the face... twice... then one more time (for the road) =|

...it is really weird... =/