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Burning Down 09-19-2009 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 739077)
This guy who I thought would NEVER. EVER. have sex... did, the world stopped making sense






....end of story

Thought he was was gonna be the 40-year-old virgin? :D

Freebase Dali 09-19-2009 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 739077)
This guy who I thought would NEVER. EVER. have sex... did, the world stopped making sense






....end of story

You act as though undesirable qualities are restricted to the male gender.
I'm interested as to what made you think he'd never get laid.

jackhammer 09-19-2009 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 738876)
Haha! I'm a sucker for puns.

I'm glad someone got it :)

Dr.Seussicide 09-19-2009 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 739182)
Thought he was was gonna be the 40-year-old virgin? :D

Lol, I was actually going to include that in my story :P But I thought it to be too cliche :)

Dr.Seussicide 09-19-2009 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 739190)
You act as though undesirable qualities are restricted to the male gender.
I'm interested as to what made you think he'd never get laid.

A picture tells a thousand tales, but unfortunately I can't show you guys... meh...

Freebase Dali 09-20-2009 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide (Post 739317)
A picture tells a thousand tales, but unfortunately I can't show you guys... meh...

:(

You got me all curious.

Arya Stark 09-20-2009 11:58 AM

So it's what he looks like that made you think he'd never have sex?

Dr.Seussicide 09-20-2009 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 739479)
:(

You got me all curious.

Dude... you'd die... =|


And to AwwSugar, well it's not only what he looked like... but if I were to describe other aspects of his persona giving only truths, I'd most likely come off as a "jerk." It's not only his looks, however. But I mean, when you take his looks, in conjunction with the unpleasantness that he feeds your olfactory sense, combined with a failure to stimulate you mentally as well... I just... don't see the perks =/ ...fuck, now I sound like a major dick. The sex wasn't even alcohol induced either... =|

Arya Stark 09-20-2009 12:59 PM

You confuse me. xD

Dr.Seussicide 09-20-2009 01:00 PM

He smells badly and isn't all that smart as well :)


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