Originally Posted by jackhammer (Post 746506)

Furry underneath with a crap white hat or hard to find if you don't know where to look?

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 746413)

I think sex is just there so that teenagers have evidence that they aren't physically repulsive

Originally Posted by xevious (Post 746274)

Sex is seriously overrated in the media. They trump it up into some kind of elusive exclusive thing, where quantity overrides quality.

The most fulfilling sex is when you're connected emotionally as well as physically. Nothing beats it. It refuels your spiritual karma. ;)

Originally Posted by WolfAtTheDoor (Post 746460)

It's an easy concept for the opposite sex to grasp, that's why. In the case of the blowjob there's a lot of room for error, with the possibility that the female will mistake your little fella for a lollipop and literally suck the bell-end right off of you. Or, in a less painful but more irritating scenario, they believe that the warmth of their mouth alone will satisfy your sexual needs and they forget that their lips need to be doing something in the whole process, rather than just lazily puckering and staying well clear of your shaft, looking all luscious and unneccesary.

However, from previous sexual encounters with females I am under the impression that most males before me have had no idea how to handle the idea of masturbating a woman and tend to opt for the 'toy gun' position - straightening out two fingers and jabbing whatever hole they find until they hear some sort of groan that they mistake for sexual pleasure and not intense agony.

But, to be fair, this is all mostly the clitoris' fault for being so distant.

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 746454)

i don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.

Originally Posted by captain caveman (Post 746457)

i dont get the appeal of skiing
maybe i should try it out some time

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 746454)

I don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.

Originally Posted by boo boo (Post 746454)

I don't get the appeal of handjobs, it's just a 2 player co op version of masturbation.

Originally Posted by Lateralus (Post 746659)

To a lot of guys it feels better when someone else is doing it, but then again a lot of guys would prefer to do other things rather than hand jobs.

Originally Posted by AwwSugar (Post 746661)

I feel like it's such a big step from a handjob to a blowjob.

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 746664)

In my experience hand jobs are like a girl's "I'm too tired to **** and I don't like you enough to give you head" cop out.