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ProggyMan 01-04-2010 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 792693)
"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."

No, it's 'You know when you grab a woman's breast and it feels like a bag of sand?'.

Sansa Stark 01-04-2010 10:50 PM

Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it

duga 01-04-2010 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 794645)
Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it

wow...

reminds of this girl that told me she blew a guy and acted like she swallowed, went up for a kiss and...well yeah...use your imagination.

granted, that seems much worse than what you did...

Fast Frankie 01-05-2010 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 794645)
Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it

I'd have then moved in for a wet butterfly kiss.

Sansa Stark 01-05-2010 02:24 AM

I told him NOT TO DO IT

s'what he gets. ****head anyway.

FETCHER. 01-05-2010 03:44 AM

Haha. That's an amazingly funny story. :laughing:

Farfisa 01-05-2010 04:18 AM

I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.

Barnard17 01-05-2010 07:19 AM

Naw man it's a good thing to do. It's only the woman who doesn't like it!

FETCHER. 01-05-2010 08:21 AM

It creates situations like this;

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 794645)
Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it


TumorAttitude 01-05-2010 01:35 PM

*feels up own tits*
Oh my god, they kind of DO feel like sand.


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