No, it's 'You know when you grab a woman's breast and it feels like a bag of sand?'.

Once, with my ex fiancee, he did a surprise finish on my mammaries, I wasn't pleased at the result so I picked it up with my hand and slapped him in the face with it

wow...

reminds of this girl that told me she blew a guy and acted like she swallowed, went up for a kiss and...well yeah...use your imagination.

granted, that seems much worse than what you did...

I'd have then moved in for a wet butterfly kiss.

I told him NOT TO DO IT

s'what he gets. ****head anyway.

Haha. That's an amazingly funny story. :laughing:

I didn't know that finishing on a woman's breasts was that bad of a thing to do... I guess I missed that.

Naw man it's a good thing to do. It's only the woman who doesn't like it!

It creates situations like this;

*feels up own tits*
Oh my god, they kind of DO feel like sand.