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TumorAttitude 12-28-2009 01:01 PM
Glad we agree, IM buddy.

Arya Stark 12-28-2009 01:02 PM
Pardon?
Oh.
Haha, I remember now.

Sansa Stark 12-28-2009 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by tumorattitude (Post 790921)
i don't care, i would never bang him. He is a metallica fan.
100%

Farfisa 12-31-2009 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 790859)
He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.
Boys will be boys.

simplephysics 12-31-2009 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 790859)
. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't that the proper pronunciation of clitoris? Maybe he's not a creep, maybe he's just smart.

ElephantSack 01-01-2010 02:29 AM
Yeah. I don't know about that. You might have just opened a can of worms with that one, buddy.

TheCunningStunt 01-01-2010 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 790859)
Theres this kid at my lunch table that talks about his sexual escapades all the time. I can't tell if he's lying or not because he IS really cute and I know a lot of retarded girls that would shave their heads to bang him. But besides having the face of a boyband member, he's a total fucking creeper. He asked me if I shave my pubes and calls the clitoris the cliTORis. Like its a fucking exotic bird.
How do you know how he pronounces clitoris? It's not a word that comes up in regular conversation, but this **** doesn't sound like a regular guy.

Also, care to share one of his wild sexual escapades?

ElephantSack 01-01-2010 07:11 AM
"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."

anticipation 01-01-2010 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by ElephantSack (Post 792693)
"Well, there was this one time that I was doin' this chick, and she was just like, 'Yeah! You're doin' me! Awesome!'. And when you grab her titty, it just feels like a bag of sand..."
"i've literally lubed up and made love to the arches of her feet."

TumorAttitude 01-04-2010 08:01 PM
Him: Girls from *local school district about a mile away* are so ****ing easy. I've ****ed a girl in the ass and it was amazing.
Me: How the **** did you manage that?
Him: Well, I dunno, I guess I'm smooth! I was like, Do you wanna ****? And she said sure! Can I put it in your ass? Sure, lets try it!

I bitch, but it really amuses me. Without vulgar lunchtime convos, school would NOT be the same.


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