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Old 01-06-2010, 12:28 AM   #1961 (permalink)
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M penis has its ups and downs.
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:29 AM   #1962 (permalink)
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M penis has its ups and downs.
i spent a good 2 minutes trying to decide whether i should laugh at that or not....


i decided to laugh
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:30 AM   #1963 (permalink)
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i spent a good 2 minutes trying to decide whether i should laugh at that or not....


i decided to laugh
But alas you only took 1 minute to reply. I smell lies!
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:33 AM   #1964 (permalink)
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But alas you only took 1 minute to reply. I smell lies!
ok i exaggerated...

that's some attention to detail right there....
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Old 01-06-2010, 12:34 AM   #1965 (permalink)
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ok i exaggerated...

that's some attention to detail right there....
Sex is all about the details. Ask any woman who has ever been pleasured.
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Old 01-06-2010, 07:40 AM   #1966 (permalink)
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My ex asked me to pee in her Vag, an she had her finger in ym arse at the time and we were on my little brothers bed. So I obliged. was a rather odd one for me I guess.

She accidently c.um-farted in front of my mother once too which was quite visible through the pyjama bottoms and very upsetting for her.

There we are I shared.
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Old 01-06-2010, 08:56 AM   #1967 (permalink)
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My ex asked me to pee in her Vag,
I was always under the impression that's what you do if you want to dump them but aren't quite sure what to say. Never come across a girl that's actively WANTED that.
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:43 AM   #1968 (permalink)
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I was always under the impression that's what you do if you want to dump them but aren't quite sure what to say. Never come across a girl that's actively WANTED that.
She did have some good qualities.
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Old 01-06-2010, 09:50 AM   #1969 (permalink)
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I was always under the impression that's what you do if you want to dump them but aren't quite sure what to say. Never come across a girl that's actively WANTED that.
You are awful.
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i havent i refuse to in fact. it triggers my ptsd from yrs ago when i thought my ex's anal beads were those edible candy necklaces
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But what happens if you've a little bit too much wine? What if you can't stop?
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