She's wider than she is long?

Yup, SIDEWAYS.

<3

Actually a lot of girls DO go through a phase like that apparently

woah woah woah. that like totally makes sense

**** it, sex is about having fun. Might as well have the most fun possible. My stance on squirting is as long as she's cleaning up the sheets she can do what she wants. Saying that I haven't had a girl properly squirt so in the event that happens my opinion may change entirely. So until then go forth and prosper.

As for my understanding how it works, from my insatiable porn habit and experience of having girls want to stop because they "really need to go pee" it comes down to hitting the g-spot and working it to oblivion, coupled with them having no shame at the prospect of shooting liquid out their pee hole (it's the second part I primarily have a problem with. Maybe if I could stay in a relationship for more than a few months they'd feel more comfortable about my socially unacceptable fetishes ...)

Squirting, huh? Whatever. I'm down.

I don't understand dudes that are so turned off by it. Maybe they feel emasculated if they're not the only one shooting off. Me? I'm all about some fairness. When I think about all the liquid that I've shot all over asses, tits, faces, backs and stomachs, I think it would be at least interesting to see what it's like for a chick to bust one off.

I also don't really understand dudes that put down anal. Some of them will say, "What's the difference between that and putting it in a dude's ass?". As though it needs to be explained. For one, it's not covered in hair, and there's not a flopping schlong on the other side of it. If you're not interested in it, that's fine, but when dudes say shit like that, it just makes me wonder what's going on in their heads.

I think part of the problem is that men have a misconstrued idea of exactly what squirting is. Most men know squirting from what they see in porn, and that is pretty much like someone left a faucet on. A guy shooting his **** on a woman's face is one thing, but if guys think that girls can do that back to them but times 10 then it'll certainly turn them off.

I aint skeered.

Well, thank you for explaining, but I'm still going to try it. I've heard it can happen through anal, too. I've yet to broach that topic with anyone I've had sex with, but maybe one day when my anus isn't so scared.

Yes, I've done my fair share of research on female ejaculation and well, when I'm not getting laid, all I've got is porn. I've watched loads of videos of girls squirting, and they make it look so easy. One particular one that has stay with me is a girl and a fuckmachine. She was a fountain - over and over again. It was beautiful. This led me to believe that perhaps it also has to do with how comfortable you are with yourself. When I look at it that way, it makes a lot of sense to me. Though I've no shame in my nude body, I'm not completely comfortable in it and as a result, can't be completely comfortable with someone in bed.

Another thing I came across during my squirting search was the sensation of having to pee is almost shared by all women before squirting. The trick is to learn how to control it and push past it so you don't piss all over the place. I don't feel the urge to pee until my g-spot is touched repeatedly and with a considerable amount of pressure. I find that it is always better to pee before (and after, too!). Correct me if I'm wrong, Barnard, but it seems you have a piss fetish?

Meh... I didn't even like the wet spot on the mattress from the girl.
I'm just not a big bodily fluids person.