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Kevorkian Logic 02-28-2010 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TumorAttitude (Post 831587)
*all caps* OH MY GOD, COREY, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!

lololol

duga 02-28-2010 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 832003)
I have a hand fetish that's really getting out of hand

lol

This is one of my features I am pleased with since I have found you are not alone in your hand fetish. Girls like big hands (at least a few that I know, anyway...).

I think that is how I got my last girlfriend...I feel bad for the tiny handed folk.

MAStudent 03-01-2010 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by duga (Post 832299)
This is one of my features I am pleased with since I have found you are not alone in your hand fetish. Girls like big hands (at least a few that I know, anyway...).

I think that is how I got my last girlfriend...I feel bad for the tiny handed folk.

There is a hamburger commercial in the US. Cracks me up every time. My bass player has small hands, reminds me of him.


Also, bath room stuff is not sexual at all to me. Pee, poop, no thanks. I suppose its all in the same area there, and *things are bound to go wrong sometimes, but in itself thats not sexy.



*My dad's friend had a new Caddillac. Apprenty some girl he met at the bar was really impressed. He did her in the ass in the back seat, and when he pulled it out, she **** all over his new caddy's back seat, and he had a Lima Bean on the end of his ****!


aaaaahhhhh!!!

Farfisa 03-02-2010 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 832003)
I have a hand fetish that's really getting out of hand

lol

Paloma got fingered, and it was geeewwd.

Freebase Dali 03-02-2010 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by MAStudent (Post 832729)
There is a hamburger commercial in the US. Cracks me up every time. My bass player has small hands, reminds me of him.


Also, bath room stuff is not sexual at all to me. Pee, poop, no thanks. I suppose its all in the same area there, and *things are bound to go wrong sometimes, but in itself thats not sexy.



*My dad's friend had a new Caddillac. Apprenty some girl he met at the bar was really impressed. He did her in the ass in the back seat, and when he pulled it out, she **** all over his new caddy's back seat, and he had a Lima Bean on the end of his ****!


aaaaahhhhh!!!


A Lima bean!?!?

Disgusting!

Sansa Stark 03-02-2010 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by loose_lips_sink_ships (Post 832734)
Paloma got fingered, and it was geeewwd.

I hate being fingered
I just really like hands

Also N O CORRELATION TO PENISES I JUST LIKE HANDS

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN 03-02-2010 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 832881)
I hate being fingered
I just really like hands

Also N O CORRELATION TO PENISES I JUST LIKE HANDS

http://www.bu.edu/mih/images/Freud.jpg

what sort of man was your father?

333 03-02-2010 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Paloma (Post 832881)
I hate being fingered
I just really like hands

Also N O CORRELATION TO PENISES I JUST LIKE HANDS

Whoa, I was just joking about the dick PMs. Chill, Cappy McCaps. Also, I think people were just getting the wrong idea because your hand fetish was discussed in the sexual experience thread. No worries, friend. I thought it was refreshing for a bit. Foot fetishes are, like, so old news. ;)

Now more on topic:
I loved being fingered. There's a certain way they can touch the g-spot that the penis can't quite mimic. Don't get me wrong. I love the dick, too.

duga 03-02-2010 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 333 (Post 833113)
Now more on topic:
I loved being fingered. There's a certain way they can touch the g-spot that the penis can't quite mimic. Don't get me wrong. I love the dick, too.

I like girls that like being fingered because I am damn good at it. Even if my performance was a bit off, when I was done my girlfriend (well...ex) would just have me finger her for a while. Everyone got out satisfied.

333 03-02-2010 10:19 PM

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Originally Posted by duga (Post 833124)
I like girls that like being fingered because I am damn good at it. Even if my performance was a bit off, when I was done my girlfriend (well...ex) would just have me finger her for a while. Everyone got out satisfied.

I lost my virginity to a finger. He had a small penis.


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