Obviously you shouldn't wait until after she's maimed you to tell her she needs to be a little more gentle ;) You can have sex and communicate at the same time, you know.

Women in general tend to be crap at handjobs.

Just get used to it, she'll never be able to do it as well as you can yourself.

Don't ever tell her she's crap btw...ever!
Best way around it is to ask her to go really, really, really slowly.
And with a bit of luck she might just catch one in the eye.

Not when Match of the Day is on. :nono:

ewww

put it in her mouth.

Put it her vagina. It's what the penis was made for, only natural.

True. Tugjobs are a fuckin' waste of time, anyway.

TJ's should be a primer to the main event, not the main event themselves... but if you're in a situation where it will be, your best bet is (like RT said) not to tell her she sucks at it but instead tell her how you like it.
It's a nice way to correct someone, and you don't want to piss off a woman in the sack.

Get a stronger penis.


Or just ask her to suck your **** instead. I wouldn't mention it to her though, you probably won't get another one.