I was thinking the same thing about the corner of your bed. Sloppy seconds?

Filth. Where do we get these members from?


Twos' up :D

The Y chromosome.

Urban Dictionary: furburger

lmao

I once did my then girlfriend doggy style on a big rock with a childs fort/ deck on it at the ocean. It was beside a small cliff with the main road at the edge of the cliff. The big rock was the same heighth as the cliff.

It was 10 in the morning on a weekday, and we were playing around at the beach. As we came to the rock/beach access for the house, we snuck up onto it, as the owners weren't at home. Probably at work?

So we look around, nice steady wood deck... F it. Bend her over onto all 4's and pants down just enough, start going....and there comes too old ladies on the road for their morning walk, about equal heighth with us, maybe 50 feet away.

They glance toward the ocean and see us...then quickly look straight ahead and keep walking. My girl got embarassed and wanted to stop. We laughed for a while after that.

You mean we have to use a bed? :p:

Seriously, though, I've been talking sex stuff for quite some time on MB, jackhammer. It's buried in among all my essays. I'm a vegan, after all! I can't help but want some of my many words to make the animal in you feel oh - so - good.

EDIT: Funny P. Niss and V. Gina story, BTW! And so true! :laughing: But of course the reality is that men are much more than just their penises. Because men are also...uh...and then they're...uh. Well. Hmmm.

The FREAK is back!
I need to catch up on the threads.Its been a while.
All my dirty dirty bitches put your hands up! lol jk:love:

When I was younger, that's how I used to masturbate. Either that or rubbing up against towels. I miss the simplicity and easiness of that! Maybe I will have to try to learn to do that again.

Ha ha, Burning Down! That definition for "furburger" made me laugh...almost as much as Tore using the term furburger. Here is the example of furburger as used in a sentence, given by your site: "On removal of her panties I thought I had found a trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps, but on closer inspection I realised this girl was in fact the proud owner of an overgrown furburger."

A trapped creature of the wild, a badger perhaps!:laughing:

Welcome back, likuidcoka!

Yes, there is a sweet simplicity about the no-hands method...or hanging out at the top of a pole or rope having an orgasm, a childhood pasttime that lucifer_sam and I appear to have shared. :laughing:

Sometimes I wish you weren't so nice, Erica.