Hey, I was on to the answer. I'll simply define it as "the art of rubbing against oneself" :p:

And women can really do that? I'm gonna try and spot the wankers during lectures from now on ;) It's a good thing guys don't do this .. I hope.

Also, I had to look up kegel. What a strange word, I thought it was an object or something at first. So you have a special word for contracting your furburgers. Do you crazy english speakers have a word for contracting the manpussy as well? :p:

When I squeeze my legs together sometimes I get little mini ones. So thats normal?

As far as I know, it's simply called clenching.

furburger

oh jesus god

For an excercise in imagination, one can take Vegangelica's information about vaginal secrete and kegel orgasms and imagine it applied to guys clenching their manpussies to the point of orgasm and then having secretions ..

:(

You're cruel to yourself, my friend.

Hmm...candy canes! Interesting, interesting...but no, no candy canes. Am...am I the only woman who makes this scent? It isn't always there...only when you get flushed and closer to orgasm. I think the no-hands method concentrates the scent (since you have clothes on) rather than letting it all just float off in the air.

Oh, yes, very normal! I think if you practiced longer you could work up to full orgasms. You can get a little tingle/pleasant itchy feeling of an orgasm just by doing a few squeezes...but to have a full orgasm, Paloma, I've found you really have to put the time in.

Oh, most definitely women can have no-hands orgasms, Tore! I first had orgasms by climbing poles when I was in 3rd grade or so during recess...THAT was a nice surprise...then as a young teen I got my hands on a book about women's sexuality, called the Hite Report http://www.sevenstories.com/book/?GCOI=58322100510540, which I found among my parents' boxes in the attic. If I had a Bible growing up, that was certainly it!:laughing: I read that book cover to cover many times.

The Hite report contained quotes from women describing all their sexual experiences, with a WHOLE SECTION ON MASTURBATION!!! I read about women who used the no-hands method and thought, hmm...this would be MUCH more efficient and easy than climbing poles! It took some time to learn but I'm glad I did.

Actually, once I learned the no-hands method it wasn't until I was 17 when I decided, huh, well, if I'm ever going to have sex with someone, I better learn how to have an orgasm with my legs open. It actually took some time to learn the "hands-method." I've always been a very good student, though. And we biologists do like to know exactly how the human body works...plus experiment;)

EDIT: Ha ha! I just read that Time Magazine said this about The Hite Report: "A frankness and directness not usually seen in print . . . Many female readers can closely identify with these intimate revelations." Oh, did I ever identify!!

Reading the last few pages I have come (sic) to the realisation that men are bloody useless and most women could happily sit there cross legged for life achieving all manner of delights whilst the man's only meaningful duty is to get a round of fricking drinks in. It's one of the few occasions when we never spill anything wasteful I suppose.

EDIT: This reminds me of the email I got from my dad today (no embarrassment in my family):

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

I do physical labor. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst
into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark workplace that
has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work
exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss


The Response:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised,
the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight. You fall asleep after brief work
periods. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace
rather messy at the end of your shift. You do not always observe
necessary
safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You
will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double
shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you
have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and
exiting
the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina

This...actually works for boys. Well, it did for me anyways. It's way too messy to try as an adult though. =/

U know how veganelicas epic essays have turned most people off? These last few posts in here from her have turned me into a disciple. Bagsy first spot on the corner of the bed.

Always those you least expect.