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TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 04:19 PM
Not bad for a days work eh?

TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 04:25 PM
Wild!

Burning Down 04-23-2010 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by inagaddadavida (Post 855669)
Yeh that was good stuff you should feel good man you was a part of it. good times. but that's enough A-material, I don't wanna pull the thread off topic.


So back to the sex, yeh my girlfriend is all naked in the shower right now having a shower. and she said when she comes out I can totally sex right near her while she dries off.
Why didn't you join her?

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Originally Posted by inagaddadavida (Post 855576)
ah man the other night was crazy, i was with this really hot girl right, and we was getting frisky, maaaaaaaaaaaaan i was sexing her all night, up and down and round i sexed all over her she put her sex all on me and i was bouncing on her boobies then i spermed like 12 feet high but I accidentally got her in the eye so she had a baby, sucks man now im a dad. that was some good sex though. The baby is really dark as well. She said it's cos I ate loads of chocolate. But to be honest it's weird cos I don't really remember eating that much chocolate.
Wait, so you have sex with other people too? :pimp: And I didn't know that you could get somebody pregnant by getting sperm in their eyes :laughing:

FETCHER. 04-23-2010 07:56 PM
Who is this guy?

Burning Down 04-23-2010 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by kayleigh. (Post 855825)
Who is this guy?
Some dude who thinks he is a complete sex god. Seriously, look up all his posts if you want a good laugh :D

TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 855830)
Some dude who thinks he is a complete sex god. Seriously, look up all his posts if you want a good laugh :D
I don't know if he really believes that or if he's just trying to be mildly amusing.. Maybe both.

Anteater 04-23-2010 09:57 PM
Looks like one of those legendary posts to me.

Farfisa 04-23-2010 10:49 PM
It was starting to get a little dull around here, well thanks to the great troll hunt of 09'.

Terrible Lizard 04-23-2010 11:15 PM
I made a girl eat chocolate bars for two straight hours before we ****ed. No black baby. . . :(
What am I doing wrong?

TheCunningStunt 04-23-2010 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard (Post 855913)
I made a girl eat chocolate bars for two straight hours before we ****ed. No black baby. . . :(
What am I doing wrong?
Firing blanks. ;)


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