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Old 04-23-2010, 05:19 PM   #2531 (permalink)
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Not bad for a days work eh?
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Old 04-23-2010, 05:25 PM   #2532 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2010, 08:45 PM   #2533 (permalink)
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Yeh that was good stuff you should feel good man you was a part of it. good times. but that's enough A-material, I don't wanna pull the thread off topic.


So back to the sex, yeh my girlfriend is all naked in the shower right now having a shower. and she said when she comes out I can totally sex right near her while she dries off.
Why didn't you join her?

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ah man the other night was crazy, i was with this really hot girl right, and we was getting frisky, maaaaaaaaaaaaan i was sexing her all night, up and down and round i sexed all over her she put her sex all on me and i was bouncing on her boobies then i spermed like 12 feet high but I accidentally got her in the eye so she had a baby, sucks man now im a dad. that was some good sex though. The baby is really dark as well. She said it's cos I ate loads of chocolate. But to be honest it's weird cos I don't really remember eating that much chocolate.
Wait, so you have sex with other people too? And I didn't know that you could get somebody pregnant by getting sperm in their eyes
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Old 04-23-2010, 08:56 PM   #2534 (permalink)
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Who is this guy?
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:01 PM   #2535 (permalink)
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Some dude who thinks he is a complete sex god. Seriously, look up all his posts if you want a good laugh
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Old 04-23-2010, 09:02 PM   #2536 (permalink)
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Some dude who thinks he is a complete sex god. Seriously, look up all his posts if you want a good laugh
I don't know if he really believes that or if he's just trying to be mildly amusing.. Maybe both.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:57 PM   #2537 (permalink)
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Old 04-23-2010, 11:49 PM   #2538 (permalink)
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It was starting to get a little dull around here, well thanks to the great troll hunt of 09'.
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Old 04-24-2010, 12:15 AM   #2539 (permalink)
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I made a girl eat chocolate bars for two straight hours before we ****ed. No black baby. . .
What am I doing wrong?
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Old 04-24-2010, 12:16 AM   #2540 (permalink)
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I made a girl eat chocolate bars for two straight hours before we ****ed. No black baby. . .
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Firing blanks.
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