The Sexual Experience Thread

[Barnard17]

One day I'll have sex on acid and it shall be glorious.

Some drugs are definitely better than sex. I'd much rather spend an afternoon tripping balls than have 20 minutes of carpet burns and awkward fumbling. Do the right drugs is all ...

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

You ever switch your game up, preference wise? You know like, I'm into Latin women, but sometimes I go for the Irish Catholic.

I've had all different sorts, I think I'm just a freak

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

See, if you were having sex with Vanilla, Paloma, you could just slap her mouth shut and give her orders. Boom - way better than heroine.



tbf = to be frank?

Yeah I mean thats normal yeah? it helps to get wasted I feel like. I'll **** a hobo if I'm drinking vodka.

Exactly, pull my hair if you want too Paloma and tell me I'm a bad girl

[TheBig3]

Originally Posted by Paloma

I've had all different sorts, I think I'm just a freak

OH for christ sake, on this board alone you'd need to kill and **** a pig just to compete with what passes for "freak."

Have you met Caveman? I watched that guy clean himself off with tea bags once.

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Exactly, pull my hair if you want too Paloma and tell me I'm a bad girl

Sounds like we've figured out why there are so many tears in the jeans.

[Sansa Stark]

Originally Posted by Vanilla

Exactly, pull my hair if you want too Paloma and tell me I'm a bad girl

meeoooooooow

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

OH for christ sake, on this board alone you'd need to kill and **** a pig just to compete with what passes for "freak."

Have you met Caveman? I watched that guy clean himself off with tea bags once.

I don't mean freakish in the fetish way, just that I'm totally **** at relationships and anything to do with other people in general

wanking > drugs

[TheBig3]

Originally Posted by Paloma

wanking > drugs

lol, compromise!

for my part, I'll let it die there then. All the best!

[CAPTAIN CAVEMAN]

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Have you met Caveman? I watched that guy clean himself off with tea bags once.

dude not cool, you said you wouldn't bring it up

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

OH for christ sake, on this board alone you'd need to kill and **** a pig just to compete with what passes for "freak."

Have you met Caveman? I watched that guy clean himself off with tea bags once.



Sounds like we've figured out why there are so many tears in the jeans.

I guess we have, I certainly like it rough

[TheBig3]

Originally Posted by CAPTAIN CAVEMAN

dude not cool, you said you wouldn't bring it up

I was trying to make her feel like family. Also, you said we needed to bring in a red head.

[FETCHER.]

You and Caveman know each other?