I don't agree that BJs are like a pizza even the bad ones are good....I've been so scarred from bad blow job experiences that I skip it completely. I'm like no thanks and I just go down on the girl that i'm with instead.
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As for robots, I laughed at the heart comment. But I'd be scared the robot would not be programmed to distinguish between things that are similar in size and shape. The robot might confuse me for an anaconda and attempt to kill it, thus leaving me dong-less. |
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I don't know how it's hard to give a good beej. I love giving them myself, it's a huge turn on to turn them on so much and especially if you make eye contact. I love to watch his face :3 But I guess some girls see it as a chore, which makes it terrible. |
well yeah making it a chore....attempting to do it while drunk and puking on my junk.....biting unnecessarily.....getting skin caught in braces....gagging....or just like licking the tip alone like it's a lollipop...I hate Lil Wayne for that stupid song
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I actually learned how to give blowjobs from porn, I use my hands and I ask them what they like. I don't usually bite though. |
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I gotta say, these last few pages have been highly amusing to read.
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I encourage all females to watch porn to learn how things are done. It's like playing baseball. How do you learn to play? You watch the professionals and try your best to emulate what they do. Same thing here. They are professional cocksuckers, use them as teaching resources. |
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