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The Batlord 03-26-2011 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1024997)
i never saw the appeal of MILFs in my youth but with my advancing age, they're looking more attractive to me

i would definitely go for a threesome with the two MILFs running the CD store near my office

Oh ****! They're MILFs and they run a music store? Do they own it? Dude, you might be ableto get a discount!:yeah:

Howard the Duck 03-27-2011 03:17 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1025108)
Oh ****! They're MILFs and they run a music store? Do they own it? Dude, you might be ableto get a discount!:yeah:

heavier discounts maybe - they already give me discounts for being TOO interested in their cleavages

crukster 03-27-2011 03:45 AM

lool hehe nice one maybe they'll let you "spin their records"

s_k 03-27-2011 03:49 AM

So cheesy...

Howard the Duck 03-27-2011 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1025429)
lool hehe nice one maybe they'll let you "spin their records"

no vinyl there - spin their CDs - as long as their "reflective layer" is still there

s_k 03-27-2011 03:57 AM

cd's.. next store for me :D

djchameleon 03-27-2011 04:46 AM

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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1024550)
haha ah man good example of bros before hos, you didn't let your friend get stuck with the bison.

a real wing man would have taken one for the team no matter what. I have a friend named Shield and he has covered for me numerous times and covered some downright awful grenades.


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Originally Posted by Dirty (Post 1024553)
I've been lifting and working out a lot and getting my body in solid shape for the first time in years so I'm naturally appealing to more girls. I don't have any sophistication about me and I dress like a homeless man from the 90s so I don't know how I will ever get to bang a MILF... but goddamnit that is my goal. We all have dreams.

That was more than just a MILF that approached you. It was a cougar and for that to happen again, well you just have to wait and see type of thing. Cougars don't want to be approached they do the hitting on you/approaching. So, if you already have a cougar going after you, you don't have to change much of anything.

MoonlitSunshine 03-27-2011 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by djchameleon (Post 1025510)
I was a bit caught up in the moment and the only way to get her attention of her wild screaming was to pinch her super hard. She didn't like that but I was able to breathe lol

In the name of keeping this in the right thread: What are your experiences/opinion of loud partners? Personally, none of the girls I've had sex with have been particularly vocal, and I generally find it quite off putting in porn when the girl starts screaming like the guy is using a Hot poker. What about the rest of you?

crukster 03-27-2011 07:01 AM

nah I'm the complete opposite, gives me a turn on when a woman is loud

djchameleon 03-27-2011 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by crukster (Post 1025542)
nah I'm the complete opposite, gives me a turn on when a woman is loud

yep i'm right up that alley as well.

the only time that vocals are off putting are in pornos because it's so fake and annoying but in like amateur porn you can tell it's more realistic and I love it.

I also love any dirty talking that occurs during.


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