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Old 03-29-2011, 04:10 PM   #3911 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:11 PM   #3912 (permalink)
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Crukster has an epic one after every fap.
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:13 PM   #3913 (permalink)
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Old 03-29-2011, 05:29 PM   #3914 (permalink)
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and a Bonzo after every crap
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Old 03-29-2011, 05:59 PM   #3915 (permalink)
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lies I don't believe you.


Every time I cum/ejaculate. I have to go pee afterwards.

I think he has to do with the area being shut off while we have sex so that the cum can go through and when we are finished it opens back the other side so that we can pee and I ALWAYS have to pee.
Um... I don't. It really depends on whether there is something in my bladder or not. Doesn't really have anything to do with whether I just fucked or not. At least, that's what I would guess...

Maybe you should try peeing before you jerk off. Test it out. In the interest of science.
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Old 03-29-2011, 06:04 PM   #3916 (permalink)
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I don't HAVE to after, but when I do, it feels fucking awesome
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Old 03-29-2011, 06:06 PM   #3917 (permalink)
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It's like clearing out the pipes lol feels like when you've been holding in a piss for about 2 hours and you finally get to go "aaaaaaaaaaah relief"
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Old 03-29-2011, 06:07 PM   #3918 (permalink)
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I personally don't find any particular body function to feel awesome, when compared to just having had an orgasm. Sometimes I don't even find orgasms to feel particularly awesome, when compared to just having had a 12 pack of beer and a few shots.
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Old 03-29-2011, 06:09 PM   #3919 (permalink)
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I personally don't find any particular body function to feel awesome, when compared to just having had an orgasm. Sometimes I don't even find orgasms to feel particularly awesome, when compared to just having had a 12 pack of beer and a few shots.
eh I'm the complete opposite. Especially with beer since I don't really like the stuff and getting drunk isn't that awesome that it over powers the feeling of an orgasm
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Old 03-29-2011, 08:27 PM   #3920 (permalink)
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Take some acid then bone, thats whats up. The definite problem though is thinking to much into it. Like why am I doing this, whats the meaning when really you should just shut the **** up and think **** yes this feels amazing.
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