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Old 03-30-2011, 08:17 AM   #3971 (permalink)
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^^you're the expert - i thought it was just sperm-chugging
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:24 AM   #3972 (permalink)
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^^you're the expert - i thought it was just sperm-chugging
Bukkake means to dash/splash water so pissing CAN be included in it, not just sperm

I don't know if I would say that I'm an expert but I have watched alot of porn so I do know a few things. I don't feel like I know everything there is to know though. Always room to learn more.
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:26 AM   #3973 (permalink)
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"screw your Nazi secks" was in the taglines in this thread

somebody posted about Brian Jones' sex life?
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:27 AM   #3974 (permalink)
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ok, there's this one video where a guy is getting his face pissed (squirted), i can't tell, by dozens of women. i don't know what he's smoking but he seems like he's enjoying it.
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:29 AM   #3975 (permalink)
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i'm not sure about some food but they say a guy who regularly exercise and is slim have better tasting *** than others, especially compared to fat guys or weirdly proportionated bodied men
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Old 03-30-2011, 08:54 AM   #3976 (permalink)
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Old 03-30-2011, 09:43 AM   #3977 (permalink)
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coffee affects the taste of cum?
Anything that makes your pee smell funny affects the taste of ***
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Just had my first encounter with an oversized clit. It didn't bother me one bit. It was also my first experience chokin a bitch out. That scared the shit out of me. I kept taking my hand off because I thought she was dying, then she would forcefully put my hand back. After about 3-4 times I got the picture and gave it to her, and that was pretty fun.
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Doesn't sound like fun to me .
Glad you enjoyed yourself, though.
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Just had my first encounter with an oversized clit. It didn't bother me one bit. It was also my first experience chokin a bitch out. That scared the shit out of me. I kept taking my hand off because I thought she was dying, then she would forcefully put my hand back. After about 3-4 times I got the picture and gave it to her, and that was pretty fun.

Yeah, that's pretty hot. I don't mind girls that are into that. It's the ones that take the whole rape fantasy a bit too far that I don't like. The ones that want me to cut them and see blood and all that stuff. blah.

I haven't seen an oversized clit yet.
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