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Old 05-17-2011, 07:07 PM   #4111 (permalink)
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^ Yeah whatever pal.
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Old 05-17-2011, 07:28 PM   #4112 (permalink)
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Hahaha, not gay, not desperate .
Not honest either are ya? Cause you lnow.............

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Old 05-17-2011, 08:09 PM   #4113 (permalink)
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I still have sex with horses.
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Old 05-17-2011, 08:35 PM   #4114 (permalink)
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I still have sex with horses.
No a horse has sex with you.
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Old 05-17-2011, 09:19 PM   #4115 (permalink)
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No a horse has sex with you.
This must be Russia.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:31 AM   #4116 (permalink)
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That actually is quite small. I'd even take S_K's penis, and you know...
you might need to get a black di*do if that's too small for you.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:42 AM   #4117 (permalink)
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you might need to get a black di*do if that's too small for you.
racist!
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:55 AM   #4118 (permalink)
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Is it because you're yellow?
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Old 05-18-2011, 02:57 AM   #4119 (permalink)
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Is it because you're yellow?
nah, I'm quite big for an Asian, actually

all Malaysian condoms don't fit me

i buy imported Trojan Magnums
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what? i don't understand you. farming is for vegetables, not for meat. if ou disagree with a farming practice, you disagree on a vegetable. unless you have a different definition of farming.
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Old 05-18-2011, 03:43 AM   #4120 (permalink)
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Haha, I have to order mine via the internet too .
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