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Old 11-26-2011, 07:28 PM   #4351 (permalink)
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Did someone just have their first scat fetish experience?

edit: huh I didn't know jizz got censored.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:31 PM   #4352 (permalink)
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ahahaha

Actually, since I'm a little under the influence, I did have my first scat experience on accident not that long ago. My boyfriend and I were doing anal in the shower and it bothered something in my butt and I ended up, in his words, "shooting poop pellets" at him.

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Old 11-26-2011, 07:35 PM   #4353 (permalink)
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What a lovely image to have just as I sit down to eat my dinner. *shoves plate into garbage*


I remember a worst story back in my high school days that got passed around the school. Rumor or not it's hilarious and horrible. Basically two people who were fairly popular at the time were doing anal on his parents brand new white leather sofa. Apparently after he pulled out she had lost control of her bowels and emptied them all over the new leather sofa. They couldn't get the stains out and he ended up blaming it on his dog, but he parents didn't bite because they found the condom in the trash covered in shit.
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Old 11-26-2011, 07:37 PM   #4354 (permalink)
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Hahaha

I'm glad it was in the shower at least for me. That'd be horrible though, I'd be so embarassed if that happened on my sofa
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:19 PM   #4355 (permalink)
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Actually, since I'm a little under the influence, I did have my first scat experience on accident not that long ago. My boyfriend and I were doing anal in the shower and it bothered something in my butt and I ended up, in his words, "shooting poop pellets" at him.

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Old 11-26-2011, 08:31 PM   #4356 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:34 PM   #4357 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:37 PM   #4358 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2011, 08:38 PM   #4359 (permalink)
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Y'know, I talk about some gross things at times, but I dunno about that whole admission...

I guess it's because I don't understand the allure behind anal, and I think it's pretty nasty as a concept.
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