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1moretroubadour 07-27-2012 02:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1212481)
dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs

You had me at 'dongs'

Howard the Duck 07-27-2012 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1212179)
What is the deal with asian girls not shaving down there? Every japanese porn i've ever seen has girls with bushes the size of small countries. :yikes:

put "paipan" in your search string

FETCHER. 07-27-2012 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Cru Hoor (Post 1212391)
My booty is not to be made into an object of desire in such a derogatory way, I am not your whore Franco!

:laughing:

Burning Down 07-27-2012 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Hermione (Post 1212481)
dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs dongs

Yay

Sansa Stark 07-27-2012 06:18 AM

Someone had to steer it in the right direction, I don't have any sex stories anymore

Janszoon 07-27-2012 06:31 AM

I'm just happy that we don't have "sex" the way fish do. Life would be much more lame if we did.

Howard the Duck 07-27-2012 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1212560)
I'm just happy that we don't have "sex" the way fish do. Life would be much more lame if we did.

i still have sex the way fish do, well my discharge, anyway

Burning Down 07-27-2012 06:49 AM

Has anyone ever been caught? What was your worst experience with getting caught?

Howard the Duck 07-27-2012 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1212568)
Has anyone ever been caught? What was your worst experience with getting caught?

not actually "getting caught" but i was playing with a girl's pussy in her car in a parking lot and a middle-aged lady saw us

with another girl, i was sucking on her breast, also in her car, and a Malay guy saw us

The Batlord 07-27-2012 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon (Post 1212560)
I'm just happy that we don't have "sex" the way fish do. Life would be much more lame if we did.

Dude, if fish just nut all over the female's eggs, does that mean that fish are pedophiles? :yikes:


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