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Old 12-04-2011, 05:18 PM   #4461 (permalink)
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Also, I think the angle my dick would have to be in in order to do that would be quite uncomfortable.
Not to mention that I imagine the guy would have to be really well-endowed for it to work.
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:29 PM   #4462 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
do you like to shower in it?
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:34 PM   #4463 (permalink)
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do you like to shower in it?
That's just disturbing.
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:35 PM   #4464 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
Reading that just before I go to bed.
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:39 PM   #4465 (permalink)
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btw, for anyone who has never seen that sex101 site that was linked to a few posts back, it's well worth a browse - some of the suggested positions are absolutely hilarious.
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:41 PM   #4466 (permalink)
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Reading that just before I go to bed.
...Also very disturbing.
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Old 12-04-2011, 06:12 PM   #4467 (permalink)
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anybody ever heard of 'the sack of potatoes'
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Old 12-04-2011, 08:40 PM   #4468 (permalink)
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I'm "dating" this girls who squirts profusely, so much so that I actually went out and bought rubber sheets for my bed. I hope she doesn't take that as a sign of commitment.
Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some fucking awful sex.
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Old 12-04-2011, 09:08 PM   #4469 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!

The ulterior extreme is invariably much, MUCH worse. Starfishes make for some fucking awful sex.
Yeah, everything else being equal (which it's not) It's the difference between, "Was it good for you?" and, "I thought I had a mop somewhere".
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Yeah, everything else being equal (which it's not) It's the difference between, "Was it good for you?" and, "I thought I had a mop somewhere".


I'm aware of that. There are still some girls that come on really strong but expect me to take advantage of them thereafter -- it is just ****ing weird. When I was a lad I could have probably seen past the noncommittal response but I literally can't even stay hard for the ride nowadays.
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