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Old 03-20-2012, 10:06 AM   #4991 (permalink)
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i seem to wake up now and then in my sleep with a throbbing boner and sweat all over my body
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Old 03-20-2012, 10:13 AM   #4992 (permalink)
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When I was a teenager, I would sometimes suffer the delayed morning wood. The one that comes during first hour of class when you're sitting at your desk, trying to stay awake.

Such a nuisance.
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Old 03-20-2012, 11:48 AM   #4993 (permalink)
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When I was a teenager, I would sometimes suffer the delayed morning wood. The one that comes during first hour of class when you're sitting at your desk, trying to stay awake.

Such a nuisance.
I get that in morning exams, it's entirely involuntary and completely robs me of concentration.
I also seem to get them a lot in physics lessons a lot, which is very odd and I can't thing why.
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Old 03-20-2012, 11:50 AM   #4994 (permalink)
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I also seem to get them a lot in physics lessons a lot, which is very odd and I can't thing why.
All that kinetic energy and potential energy no doubt.
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Old 03-20-2012, 12:10 PM   #4995 (permalink)
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All that kinetic energy and potential energy no doubt.
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Old 03-20-2012, 11:11 PM   #4996 (permalink)
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When I was a teenager, I would sometimes suffer the delayed morning wood. The one that comes during first hour of class when you're sitting at your desk, trying to stay awake.

Such a nuisance.
i get them everyday when i was a teen

it would totally rob me of the lessons in school and i end up mostly staring at the teacher's boobs
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:17 AM   #4997 (permalink)
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I used to walk through the woods with my first girlfriend when I was 16 to go to her house. Every 20 or so feet I would have to stop walking and tuck my not so massive boner into my pants. I never understood why only walking through those woods I got such wood. It didnt happen else where just there, it was embarrassing.
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Old 03-25-2012, 12:51 AM   #4998 (permalink)
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I have a question. Is it normal for a male such as myself to feel the need to get a handjob / masturbate to reach orgasm after having sex? It's like I didn't get enough of an orgasm during sex so I have to have another orgasm for some reason.
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Old 03-25-2012, 01:04 AM   #4999 (permalink)
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I have a question. Is it normal for a male such as myself to feel the need to get a handjob / masturbate to reach orgasm after having sex? It's like I didn't get enough of an orgasm during sex so I have to have another orgasm for some reason.
Just try having sex longer.
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Old 03-25-2012, 01:05 AM   #5000 (permalink)
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Just try having sex longer.
It just depends on how excited I am. I can last anywhere from 30 seconds to 5 minutes. But I suppose having sex longer should have been obvious enough.
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