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Old 06-18-2012, 11:13 AM   #5221 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2012, 08:09 PM   #5222 (permalink)
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:14 PM   #5223 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:13 AM   #5224 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2012, 08:33 AM   #5225 (permalink)
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So are capitalization and punctuation.
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Old 06-19-2012, 09:34 AM   #5227 (permalink)
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Old 06-19-2012, 11:08 AM   #5228 (permalink)
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Alright, so .. anyone here been asked to do something you consider strange during a one-night stand?

I wish I had a really good story as an example, but the weirdest thing someone asked me to do on a one-night stand was this chick who told me to say her name while she was on top. I'm not sure why .. perhaps she felt less whorish if I actually knew her name.

It's still not very strange, like it's not like she asked if she could take a dump on my crotch. But maybe some of you have been asked that before?

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And inspired by this other thread I just saw, what song do you see yourself blowing your own mom to?
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Old 06-19-2012, 05:14 PM   #5229 (permalink)
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What was the girls name? Was it Maureen?
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Old 06-19-2012, 08:57 PM   #5230 (permalink)
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