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The Batlord 08-01-2012 08:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franco Pepe Kalle (Post 1213813)
Sometimes sexual fanatasies lead to things that we later on we will regret.
So, the truth about you and your mom finally comes out.

Howard the Duck 08-01-2012 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by stp (Post 1214035)
He's a complicated man, but no one understands him like his woman. ;)
i was scratching my head until i knew you quoted the wrong post of mine

YorkeDaddy 08-01-2012 09:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1214060)
So, the truth about you and your mom finally comes out.
i just wanted to say i dig the avatar from Arkham Asylum. love that graphic novel

back to being on-topic:

in case you all didn't already make the assumption,

i'm not actually an obese woman.

The Batlord 08-01-2012 09:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1214082)
i'm not actually an obese woman.
:(

Howard the Duck 08-01-2012 09:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1214082)
i just wanted to say i dig the avatar from Arkham Asylum. love that graphic novel

back to being on-topic:

in case you all didn't already make the assumption,

i'm not actually an obese woman.
i was actually looking forward to squeezing your fats

FRED HALE SR. 08-01-2012 09:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard the Duck (Post 1213858)
some dude gave me a handjob, am i gay?
Only if he was looking at it while he roped it off. Also if you enjoyed it you just might be gay. Also if Coldplay or Justin Bieber was playing in the background.

YorkeDaddy 08-01-2012 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. (Post 1214091)
Only if he was looking at it while he roped it off. Also if you enjoyed it you just might be gay. Also if Coldplay or Justin Bieber was playing in the background.
what if two of these three things happened

also, sorry to disappoint everyone about my not being a bbw :(

The Batlord 08-01-2012 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1214094)
also, sorry to disappoint everyone about my not being a bbw :(
It's never too late. Have a cheeseburger.

YorkeDaddy 08-01-2012 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1214097)
It's never too late. Have a cheeseburger.
well then i'd be a bbm

which...

i don't think anybody really wants that

well maybe.

The Batlord 08-01-2012 10:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy (Post 1214099)
well then i'd be a bbm

which...

i don't think anybody really wants that

well maybe.
Oh...well, you can just tuck it between your legs and we'll keep it above the waist. For you at least. And wear a wig.


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