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Salami 12-03-2011 09:55 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/e...jpg?1258973634

Oh fuck I've done it again.

The Monkey 12-03-2011 10:04 AM
A mate of mine told a really disgusting story about he a sex adventure of his. It's really far out, but he's not the person to make stuff up, so I'm split over its authenticity.

He was having anal sex with a one-night-stand when he felt pain on the head of his penis. He pulled his dick out and a tape worm had bitten hold of his penis, coming out of her ass. He kept pulling his dick out, but more of the worm was coming out of the ass. It was several feet long. It finally let go of his dick and disappeared back into the ass.

He hasn't kept in touch with the girl.

Salami 12-03-2011 10:07 AM
Although you don't usually keep in touch with girls you've had a one night stand with!

The Batlord 12-03-2011 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1127312)
A mate of mine told a really disgusting story about he a sex adventure of his. It's really far out, but he's not the person to make stuff up, so I'm split over its authenticity.

He was having anal sex with a one-night-stand when he felt pain on the head of his penis. He pulled his dick out and a tape worm had bitten hold of his penis, coming out of her ass. He kept pulling his dick out, but more of the worm was coming out of the ass. It was several feet long. It finally let go of his dick and disappeared back into the ass.

He hasn't kept in touch with the girl.
I say Bull****. So:

True: 0

Bull****: 1

Howard the Duck 12-03-2011 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1127312)
A mate of mine told a really disgusting story about he a sex adventure of his. It's really far out, but he's not the person to make stuff up, so I'm split over its authenticity.

He was having anal sex with a one-night-stand when he felt pain on the head of his penis. He pulled his dick out and a tape worm had bitten hold of his penis, coming out of her ass. He kept pulling his dick out, but more of the worm was coming out of the ass. It was several feet long. It finally let go of his dick and disappeared back into the ass.

He hasn't kept in touch with the girl.
that sounds like something out of a Shaun Hutson book

there was this scene where a man was fucking a pregnant woman with a zombie foetus who ate his dick

Salami 12-03-2011 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Il Duce (Post 1127323)
that sounds like something out of a Shaun Hutson book

there was this scene where a man was fucking a pregnant woman with a zombie foetus who ate his dick
At least it they made it sound real.

The Batlord 12-03-2011 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by mighty salami (Post 1127326)
at least it they made it sound real.
vote!

Salami 12-03-2011 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1127329)
vote!
I agree. Time for a poll.

Burning Down 12-03-2011 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by The Monkey (Post 1127312)
A mate of mine told a really disgusting story about he a sex adventure of his. It's really far out, but he's not the person to make stuff up, so I'm split over its authenticity.

He was having anal sex with a one-night-stand when he felt pain on the head of his penis. He pulled his dick out and a tape worm had bitten hold of his penis, coming out of her ass. He kept pulling his dick out, but more of the worm was coming out of the ass. It was several feet long. It finally let go of his dick and disappeared back into the ass.

He hasn't kept in touch with the girl.
I haven't been back to this thread in awhile, and this is the first thing I read. Ewww!

Compared to anything I've read in here, I think I've had more tame experiences with sex. But I haven't been doing it for very long either.

Salami 12-03-2011 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Burning Down (Post 1127333)
I haven't been back to this thread in awhile, and this is the first thing I read. Ewww!
The "Reccomend me some good scat" thread is even worse.


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