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Old 08-10-2012, 06:50 PM   #5661 (permalink)
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I remember when I was at the state fair one time, I was going to get some nice drink some Pepsi and some white girl came up to me and thought I wanted to have sex with her and stuff like that. She decided to shake her booty and I did spank pretty hard and she liked it.
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Old 08-10-2012, 06:55 PM   #5662 (permalink)
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Have you ever even had sex?
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Old 08-10-2012, 06:57 PM   #5663 (permalink)
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Have you ever even had sex?
Nope. I just have spanked booties and touched some female's legs.
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Old 08-10-2012, 06:58 PM   #5664 (permalink)
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I don't think sexually assaulting someone counts as a sexual experience

bring the thread back on track again i just had sex now i'm cooking dinner because i am an awesome girlfriend

bam back on track
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Old 08-10-2012, 07:02 PM   #5665 (permalink)
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I don't think sexually assaulting someone counts as a sexual experience

bring the thread back on track again i just had sex now i'm cooking dinner because i am an awesome girlfriend

bam back on track
KIEKIEKIEKIE. The woman wanted me to spank her butt and I complied of what she asked. She wanted me spank to spank her juicy booty so I did.
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Old 08-11-2012, 05:05 AM   #5666 (permalink)
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so some mysterious Malay girl calls me up and asks me out for a date?

i smell something fish-like in the air.........

probably getting some tonight
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Old 08-11-2012, 07:10 AM   #5667 (permalink)
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I don't think sexually assaulting someone counts as a sexual experience

bring the thread back on track again i just had sex now i'm cooking dinner because i am an awesome girlfriend

bam back on track
I wish I could do that, lol. We can stay in bed for hours afterwards.
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:09 AM   #5668 (permalink)
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so some mysterious Malay girl calls me up and asks me out for a date?

i smell something fish-like in the air.........

probably getting some tonight
You seem like a nice player
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:18 AM   #5669 (permalink)
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havent gotten laid since tuesday

life is rough
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Old 08-11-2012, 08:22 AM   #5670 (permalink)
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You seem like a nice player
not so much a "playa" as someone who "gets around"
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